I am a briefs wearing man... well this particular day I was wearing boxers. As we all know, those allow for far more movement within the underwear.. While loading the dishwasher I shut the door, quickly and strongly, to ensure a clean lock of the dishwasher door to prevent any potential bubble leakage from my extra bubbly Cascade pods. Being a briefs wearing man, I miscalculated the amount of hang there would be within my boxers. The dishwasher shut mightily, and I screamed even more mightily as my loins had been caught in the shutting dishwasher door. A day which will live in infamy.