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Very Funny, Listen to her remarks from her stay at Soldier Field on Monday Night.

 

"What city is this again?"

 

"What do you mean, Madonna never dates football players. What do you call Dennis Rodman?"

 

"Hey ... how come there aren't any soldiers?"

 

"If they're from Green Bay, why do they wear yellow?"

 

"How many quarters are there?"

 

"You're right, baseball is fun!"

 

"This is a joke. Blache has them playing a seven-man front in a cover-two, and Green is shoving it down our throats. Brian is getting a faceful of offensive line while Traylor has his thumb up his butt and Azumah is still looking for his jockstrap."

 

"Which one am I, Paris or Nicky? I can never keep that straight."

 

"These guys suck worse than Sum 41."

 

"Did we win?"

 

"Sure, I'll make out with you ... (Name unintelligible.)"

 

"No, I don't want to see any pictures of you, the French Maid, and what the butler saw. Security!"

 

"Six hundred and six million dollars? Call daddy. Tell him I want one."

 

"Dating a quarterback is a better career move? Hmmm ... I kind of like the sound of Paris Favrah, Paris Hilton-Faverah ... P. Hilty-Farve. Aw, screw it. Whatever his name is. Take me back to New York. All this fresh air is grossing me out."

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"These guys suck worse than Sum 41."

 

I wouldn't go that far.

Me either. That has to be the most talent-less band since ummmm...........since i dont remember. :huh:

And I thought Paris Hilton was dating the lead singer of Sum 41 as well

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I'd break that girl in half....she weighs like 99 pounds.... I could only imagine what Urlacher could do to her.

I'd break her in half, and I only weight about 145 lbs.

 

By the way, Roman, ya need to start watching E! more often. She is always on "Celebrities Uncensored" doing something stupid.

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did you read the thing above it where it says

 

"Our spies tell us Paris spent most of her time adjusting her makeup, leafing through magazines and playing with her furry little Tinkerbell. (Tinkerbell is her dog's name, you sick bastards.) "

 

:lolhitting

Why am I not surprised by any of this?

 

Better Question

 

Why can't the best seats in the house be reserved for real fans some of the time rather than some flaky ditz who doesn't know the difference between a football and a loaf of bread?

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I'd break her in half, and I only weight about 145 lbs.

 

By the way, Roman, ya need to start watching E! more often. She is always on "Celebrities Uncensored" doing something stupid.

I watch ESPN, WGN for the Sox, certain sitcoms, Unsolved Mysteries, FBI Files and HBO. I dont watch E! unless Brooke Burkes on. Damn she is hot! :headbang

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