Vote4Pedro Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said: Let’s be honest, if cheating is so rampant around the league, I’m guessing the White Sox did their homework on Manny and talked to some people around the league before taking on Alonso’s $9M salary. I seriously doubt a reduced ability to cheat on his wife will have any consideration on his decision. I agree and if cheating on your wife is the first thing on your mind when choosing where you sign a brand new hundreds of million dollar contract maybe just maybe I would reconsider being married in the first place and get a divorce so I don’t lose a good chunk of it when it’s found out I’ve been cheating.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron883 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, beckham15 said: I agree and if cheating on your wife is the first thing on your mind when choosing where you sign a brand new hundreds of million dollar contract maybe just maybe I would reconsider being married in the first place and get a divorce so I don’t lose a good chunk of it when it’s found out I’ve been cheating.... In the words of Kanye, "It's something that you need to have, 'cause when she leave yo ass she gonna leave with half" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptatc Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 34 minutes ago, Balta1701 said: What was Ozzie and Freddie Garcia's relationship? Garcia was married to a girl Ozzie considered his niece. Wasn't a blood relation but a real close family friend, if I remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 32 minutes ago, CWSpalehoseCWS said: I can’t believe we’ve reached the point where we are debated the better fit for Manny potentially cheating on his wife. He really needs to sign and get this over with. Not sure I want to be here for the conversation on which city is easier to dispose of a body in case Manny decides to kill someone. If this goes into February, book it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 32 minutes ago, CWSpalehoseCWS said: I can’t believe we’ve reached the point where we are debated the better fit for Manny potentially cheating on his wife. He really needs to sign and get this over with. Not sure I want to be here for the conversation on which city is easier to dispose of a body in case Manny decides to kill someone. We have a lake. Philly and New York both have rivers, those would have much stronger currents and also can be exposed to strong noreasters and hurricanes that could dislodge something buoyant if you went to the effort of going all the way out to the ocean. Cement shoes and a boat out into the lake, then let the mussels eat the remains. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptatc Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Balta1701 said: We have a lake. Philly and New York both have rivers, those would have much stronger currents and also can be exposed to strong noreasters and hurricanes that could dislodge something buoyant if you went to the effort of going all the way out to the ocean. Cement shoes and a boat out into the lake, then let the mussels eat the remains. However, with the strong current of the rivers, the body may wash away into the ocean and won't be seen again. Those northeastern lobsters will get into the remains as well. Looks like his agent has more research to do. No wonder it is taking so long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurt05 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 36 minutes ago, CWSpalehoseCWS said: I can’t believe we’ve reached the point where we are debated the better fit for Manny potentially cheating on his wife. He really needs to sign and get this over with. Not sure I want to be here for the conversation on which city is easier to dispose of a body in case Manny decides to kill someone. Chicagos clearance rate on murders is like under 20%, you don't even need to dispose of the body in this town. Advantage White Sox! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptatc Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, LittleHurt05 said: Chicagos clearance rate on murders is like under 20%, you don't even need to dispose of the body in this town. Advantage White Sox! Now there is a true selling point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, ptatc said: However, with the strong current of the rivers, the body may wash away into the ocean and won't be seen again. Those northeastern lobsters will get into the remains as well. Looks like his agent has more research to do. No wonder it is taking so long. If the body gets loose it will float up to the surface and it won't get carried out to sea, it'll get carried alongshore and deposited at an accumulating beach. That's the big problem, you need the body to stay submerged until there's nothing left but bones, and along the shoreline there's no current that would carry it out to sea. The gulf stream is way too far away, the waters from the Hudson and the Delaware get caught up in eddies and circulate back to shore. You can see that in this supercomputer animation of current ocean currents. You gotta go for a lake on this one, the ocean is too active, as is the East River/Hudson River/Delaware River. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillian Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Each successive Machado thread seems to degenerate into increasingly weird and inane discussions. Some of you have really "lost it," I'm afraid. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Gload Fan Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 My god, the failed morning prediction sure has led to some god awful discussion. Someone please come up with a meaningful tidbit, a nugget if you will, that we can get behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Sir Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, ptatc said: Now there is a true selling point. You kid, but if only someone had used that to lure Aaron Hernandez to the Bears, maybe he wouldn't have hung himself with the bedsheets from his cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sir Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Balta1701 said: If the body gets loose it will float up to the surface and it won't get carried out to sea, it'll get carried alongshore and deposited at an accumulating beach. That's the big problem, you need the body to stay submerged until there's nothing left but bones, and along the shoreline there's no current that would carry it out to sea. The gulf stream is way too far away, the waters from the Hudson and the Delaware get caught up in eddies and circulate back to shore. You can see that in this supercomputer animation of current ocean currents. You gotta go for a lake on this one, the ocean is too active, as is the East River/Hudson River/Delaware River. You sound like you've done this before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vote4Pedro Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, shipps said: Of course he would say this, he’s not back tracking now, dudes too aarogant to admit he could be wrong and won’t ever do so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chitownsportsfan Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, HakunaMachado said: Hey if homeboy is gonna steal our content we need to get a shout out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.J. Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I like this premise, if Manny signs with any other team he de facto admits he is cheating on his wife. CHICAGO LOOKING PRETTY GOOD NOW EH MANNY? 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, HakunaMachado said: Can’t wait for him to keep reading. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vote4Pedro Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 https://nypost.com/2019/01/07/price-at-which-manny-machado-would-be-worth-risk-to-yankees/ dont know if this has been posted during all the cheating and potential killing coverups but NY post saying no offer has been made to Manny, whether that is true or not he did bring up a point would manny bite with an opt out after 2019 to become a yankee and get a bigger pay day next season? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CWSpalehoseCWS Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 32 minutes ago, Balta1701 said: If the body gets loose it will float up to the surface and it won't get carried out to sea, it'll get carried alongshore and deposited at an accumulating beach. That's the big problem, you need the body to stay submerged until there's nothing left but bones, and along the shoreline there's no current that would carry it out to sea. The gulf stream is way too far away, the waters from the Hudson and the Delaware get caught up in eddies and circulate back to shore. You can see that in this supercomputer animation of current ocean currents. You gotta go for a lake on this one, the ocean is too active, as is the East River/Hudson River/Delaware River. Remind me never to piss you off, hahaha. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSoxFanMike Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, shipps said: Still waiting for them to spend "stupid money" like they said they would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 26 minutes ago, The Sir said: You sound like you've done this before. I don't know. He is a robot afterall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 You’re in the great game now Phillies. Good luck with your rivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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