Roughneck Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, caulfield12 said: I guess some people are easily amused these days. When the president of the United States talks in the same way to thousands of people, jumping around from subject to subject it’s “unique” and “refreshing.” For that matter, Ed Farmer could easily outdo Trump on a typical Sox broadcast, or Jason Benetti bringing up Fernando Rodney’s post-closing antics in a random Appalachian State football game where maybe 1/2 of 1% of the viewing audience has even heard of Fernando Rodney in the first place. Yet I have somehow never managed to make as many grammatical mistakes as he makes in one month as I have made in over a decade. Managed to limit it to 4 names, too. I was going to say the only thing missing from the Caulfield parody post was a random mention of Trump. You don't miss a beat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Hot FiRe said: If you really believe these, we could submit pictures to a moderator and let them judge. Loser gets banned for 10 days That would probably lower my “social rating” by the Chinese Government from a 5 down to a 2 or 3 and prevent me from boarding any commercial aircraft to leave the country. Any other bright ideas for settling this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughneck Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Sir said: If I wanted to read politics, I'd go to a political website. That shit invades enough of our lives; can we have just one place where we can talk about a damn sport and not that crap? Thanks. He's not really talking politics. Trump is just one of the names which came up for that post. Best I can tell, his posts are like Madlibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Stuff Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Roughneck said: So... someone says ban bets are for small dicks, and you want to make a ban bet over who has the biggest dick? And I imagine that would be beyond the duties of unpaid moderators. Didn’t Peavy say something about b**** slapping someone? Maybe he meant balls? Edited January 8, 2019 by DH in the NL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Sir said: If I wanted to read politics, I'd go to a political website. That shit invades enough of our lives; can we have just one place where we can talk about a damn sport and not that crap? Thanks. Sure, if I can write a post without everyone worrying how many names are mentioned in said post or intentionally trying to mimic my style to get more “likes” because we are middle schoolers for the first time on social media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, Hot FiRe said: If you really believe these, we could submit pictures to a moderator and let them judge. Loser gets banned for 10 days Go right ahead. Feel free to not share the results with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Silly question....but does anyone remember the stories Bucket broke? For some reason I keep having the Kona/Edwin Jackson story come up in my head. I know bucket is legit but I'm drawing a major blank right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrankinSox Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, Baron said: Oh hi Mark....I mean Dave(if you can guess what movie that is from 5 gold stars to you). The Room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFirebird Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, Baron said: Oh hi Mark....I mean Dave(if you can guess what movie that is from 5 gold stars to you). The Room! Awful, just awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Sure seems like Machado has been less prolific on instagram. That's not really interesting, just wanted to change subject from the last 20 posts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFirebird Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Just now, KrankinSox said: The Room Damn beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I know he isn’t popular, but smoke is smoke. Incarcerated Bob implied he is hearing Machado to the Sox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Just now, KrankinSox said: The Room Just now, BFirebird said: The Room! Awful, just awful. Well done to you both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomPickle Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Just now, bmags said: Sure seems like Machado has been less prolific on instagram. That's not really interesting, just wanted to change subject from the last 20 posts. But how does Chris Russo feel about this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Just now, Orlando said: I know he isn’t popular, but smoke is smoke. Incarcerated Bob implied he is hearing Machado to the Sox. He has heard them in same places we have heard them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightsOnMintSt Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Orlando said: I know he isn’t popular, but smoke is smoke. Incarcerated Bob implied he is hearing Machado to the Sox. What did he say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Dave?? Dave’s not here man.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Lol Bob probably just reading Dave's tweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 34 minutes ago, BlackSox13 said: Nah he's a fan of the Kansas City Cardinals. White Sox are his third team. This version of caulfield is so much better than when the Royals were in their heyday. He was clearly a Royals fan back then. I would bet every penny I ever make he used to waltz around China with a Royals hat on backwards. But he left them and is back to the Sox. Plus I must admit his movie reviews are stellar. I have seen probably 10 based on his review and have only slightly disagreed with his assessment a couple of times if that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 minute ago, EvilJester99 said: Dave?? Dave’s not here man.. No. I'm DAVE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSoxFanMike Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I have a feeling the Sox will sign him tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I hope he gets at least one weird thing in the contract like a giraffe with a cape. Sad if he spent his contract splurge just on money for him and his friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Whitesox27 said: I have a feeling the Sox will sign him tomorrow. How many times has this been said? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Just now, hi8is said: How many times has this been said? You, computer friend, can easily search this site and find this out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Parkman Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, EvilJester99 said: Dave?? Dave’s not here man.. Bonghits for Machado 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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