soulfly Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, bschmaranz said: Wasn't Benny's extra hat a Cubs hat? Haha, yes, but I was merely pointing out that people just randomly keep hats in their back pocket to give when someone else needs one to wear. Even if it's a shitty Cubs hat. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) Edited January 18, 2019 by caulfield12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 minute ago, soulfly said: Haha, yes, but I was merely pointing out that people just randomly keep hats in their back pocket to give when someone else needs one to wear. Even if it's a shitty Cubs hat. ? Pretty sure it wasn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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elwood5892 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Well after reviewing the video a few (hundred) times I’m leaning that Machado is indeed wearing a Sox hat. Alonso’s Sox hat looks almost identical in the same video. If it means he signed or he’s trolling who knows. Can’t hurt our chances though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Smalls : I was gonna put the ball back. Squints : But it was signed by Manuela Machado! Smalls : Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she? Ham Porter : WHAT? WHAT? Kenny : The sultan of swat! Bertram : The king of crash! Timmy : The colossus of clout! Tommy : The colossus of clout! All : Manny Machado! Ham Porter : ALso known as EL MINISTRO de DEFENSA! The MInister of Defense!!! Smalls : Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy? All : YES! Benny Rodriguez : Smalls, Manny Machado is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or Mickey Mantle or something. That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, well, more than your whole life. Smalls : [Falls to the ground and clutches his stomach, groaning] I don't feel so good. All : [Fanning Scott with their caps] Give him air, give him air. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, bschmaranz said: ? Definitely the Indians, lol...or Reds (alternative blue) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmaranz Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1 minute ago, caulfield12 said: Smalls : I was gonna put the ball back. Squints : But it was signed by Manuela Machado! Smalls : Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she? Ham Porter : WHAT? WHAT? Kenny : The sultan of swat! Bertram : The king of crash! Timmy : The colossus of clout! Tommy : The colossus of clout! All : Manny Machado! Ham Porter : ALso known as EL MINISTRO de DEFENSA! The MInister of Defense!!! Smalls : Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy? All : YES! Benny Rodriguez : Smalls, Manny Machado is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or Mickey Mantle or something. That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, well, more than your whole life. Smalls : [Falls to the ground and clutches his stomach, groaning] I don't feel so good. All : [Fanning Scott with their caps] Give him air, give him air. So my theory is that they don't mention Smalls father at all throughout the film. The mom happens to be played by Indiana Jones initial love interest. I don't wanna sound like a hat sized alarmist but... Smalls is Indiana Jones bastard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, bschmaranz said: So my theory is that they don't mention Smalls father at all throughout the film. The mom happens to be played by Indiana Jones initial love interest. I don't wanna sound like a hat sized alarmist but... Smalls is Indiana Jones bastard. I didn't even realize Karen Allen was still alive...she's 67 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmaranz Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, caulfield12 said: I didn't even realize Karen Allen was still alive...she's 67 now. I was about to say "wasn't she recently in the last Indiana Jones movie?" then realized, shit, that movie is 11 years old already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 I know people don't seem to like this guy, but at least it's not Manny's hat anymore... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) 26 minutes ago, ChiliIrishHammock24 said: I know people don't seem to like this guy, but at least it's not Manny's hat anymore... Lol, I replied to this saying "2 days ago you made it seem like the Harper show was wrapping up within 48 hours. I hope you have a difference source for this one". And he blocked me. ? So is this why people don't seem to like or trust this guy? Lmao, guess I'll have to bust out the burner account now. Rats. Edited January 18, 2019 by ChiliIrishHammock24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Hombre Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 I believe Incarcerated Bob is a known fraud. One of those “throw crap against the wall and hope it sticks” type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bad Hombre said: I believe Incarcerated Bob is a known fraud. One of those “throw crap against the wall and hope it sticks” type. Yeah I have no idea about his reputation, other than he seems to be hated and now he's obviously very sensitive to people calling him out (even mildly) for his bad info. lol, such a hairpin trigger on that little guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Gload Fan Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Good morning. Still chatting (and forcing yourself to believe) about hats, I see. I still dont think it is a Sox hat. in my opinion, Manny is a color schemin kinda guy. Red hat accents to go with his red shirt and shoes. Now I know you crazies will show me red white sox hats, but just dont lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 This entire ordeal has made me so numb, even if the Sox sign Machado and officially announce it, I still don’t think I’ll believe it. “This is all just high level negotiating tactics” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Flash Tizzle said: This entire ordeal has made me so numb, even if the Sox sign Machado and officially announce it, I still don’t think I’ll believe it. “This is all just high level negotiating tactics” And the worst part is that it's for the dirtiest player in the game today, soon to become 175m+ dirty player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) Situation fluid...aren't they all? Edited January 18, 2019 by caulfield12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 29 minutes ago, Goober said: And the worst part is that it's for the dirtiest player in the game today, soon to become 175m+ dirty player But he'll be our dirty player...hopefully. We all loved AJ, and we'll love Machado, too...hopefully. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjusttyped Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 35 minutes ago, Goober said: And the worst part is that it's for the dirtiest player in the game today, soon to become 175m+ dirty player Machado is also a 26 year old on a HoF career trajectory. AJP is one of the most popular White Sox players of my lifetime and it's not like he was a perennial MVP contender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Gload Fan Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 I really think all the scrutiny he has gotten, plus playing with family ? will humble him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanSoxFan Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) Just imagine there are no new reports today and we're stuck with hattalk for the entire weekend. ? Edited January 18, 2019 by GermanSoxFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 4 hours ago, ChiliIrishHammock24 said: Yeah I have no idea about his reputation, other than he seems to be hated and now he's obviously very sensitive to people calling him out (even mildly) for his bad info. lol, such a hairpin trigger on that little guy. He's always been like that. I'll repeat he got the Dwight Howard trade wrong 3 times. Twice to the Lakers and once to the Nets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
103 mph screwball Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 6 hours ago, caulfield12 said: You're on a first-name basis, lol? I thought it was Abraham... Who? Scooter? Nobody calls him Abraham. His buddies all call him Scooter Zapruder. if they don’t, they should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toasty Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Ross Gload Fan said: Good morning. Still chatting (and forcing yourself to believe) about hats, I see. I still dont think it is a Sox hat. in my opinion, Manny is a color schemin kinda guy. Red hat accents to go with his red shirt and shoes. Now I know you crazies will show me red white sox hats, but just dont lol You're welcome. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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