103 mph screwball Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, fathom said: There is our bucket of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 I gotta say, I like the idea of Rick Hahn going to great lengths to create a Machado signing ceremony surprise only to have it derailed by the government shutdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggsmaggs Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, fathom said: First it was to happen on the 24th. Then today. Now maybe later. Got it, this guy knows what's up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughneck Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Kyyle23 said: It's gonna be like a wwe ppv contract signing. There will be table on a stage, Rick will come out of one side with a briefcase, sit down at the table, Jim Ross will start screaming "OH MAH GAWD ITS MACHADO" and Manny will walk out of the other side of the stage and sit down and sign the contract. SURPRISE HARPER RUN IN AFTER THE CONTRACT IS HELD HIGH I've envisioned this in the past. Sox bring out Manny, but then Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton show up, knock out Hahn and take out the whole team. Kopech comes in and tried to make the save, but they beat him down and stomp on his surgically repaired elbow. Manny leaves with the Yankees. This Sunday at the Royal Rumble, it will be Ricky Renteria vs. Aaron Boone in a contract-on-a-pole match for the rights to Machado. When the ref gets knocked out and the Yankees fill the ring, "By Gawd, that's Bryce Harper's music!" Harper takes out the entire Yankees team. Machado enters the ring pissed off. Him and Harper stare each other down for 30 seconds. Then Manny smiles and shakes Bryce's hand. He quickly superkicks Aaron Boone and pulls the lifeless body of Ricky on top of Boone. Ricky, Machado and Harper celebrate, then rip the shirt of an unconscious Stanton and spray paint sWo on his back. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Roughneck said: I've envisioned this in the past. Sox bring out Manny, but then Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton show up, knock out Hahn and take out the whole team. Kopech comes in and tried to make the save, but they beat him down and stomp on his surgically repaired elbow. Manny leaves with the Yankees. This Sunday at the Royal Rumble, it will be Ricky Renteria vs. Aaron Boone in a contract-on-a-pole match for the rights to Machado. When the ref gets knocked out and the Yankees fill the ring, "By Gawd, that's Bryce Harper's music!" Harper takes out the entire Yankees team. Machado enters the ring pissed off. Him and Harper stare each other down for 30 seconds. Then Manny smiles and shakes Bryce's hand. He quickly superkicks Aaron Boone and pulls the lifeless body of Ricky on top of Boone. Ricky, Machado and Harper celebrate, then rip the shirt of an unconscious Stanton and spray paint sWo on his back. I love it, up until we all realize that Bruce and Bob would tweet within 10 minutes of it being over that the Sox offer is still 7/175 and no one is close to signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySox Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 You wrestling folks are weird. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Dye Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 My friend's friend went to the ST holder thing and met Palka. Told Palka: "Don't worry, I wont ask you about Machado" and Palka responds "PHEW. THANKS" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirdog Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, fathom said: Fits the SoxFest deadline narrative I mentioned earlier. Hahn and co. wanted it wrapped up by start, Lozano wants the weekend or until the end of SoxFest to keep fielding other offers and/or get an extra perk thrown into contract. I think it will be done by tonight...J. Michael Reinsdorf, feeling like he has created enough buzz on this site, now painting that element of surprise the org wants once again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, Princess Dye said: My friend's friend went to the ST holder thing and met Palka. Told Palka: "Don't worry, I wont ask you about Machado" and Palka responds "PHEW. THANKS" Chuck is doing a podcast with Yonder tonight. It's going to be funny hearing him ask questions not pertaining to Manny, as everyone knows people only want to hear about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillian Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 The kind of enthusiasm, which management would want to foster, is contagious. Being able to show excited fans, thrilling over the signing, would be much more effective at generating that kind of contagious enthusiasm, than some local reporters, many of whom are Cub fans, and national sports commentators, who constantly belittle and disparage our Sox. This is about optics and an attempt to get people excited. When exactly the rest of the baseball world discovers the news is less important than how it is reported. Interviewing the die hard fans, at Sox Fest, would be the most favorable manner, in which to disclose the news. "Wow, how exciting. I'd like to be a part of that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughneck Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, DirtySox said: You wrestling folks are weird. Nah, most things would be better if they were like wrestling. Imagine after the Rams beat the Saints last week and celebrated on the field, then the Bears walked in with a briefcase entitling them to a game, and challenged the Rams to a games right then and there with the conference championship on the line? That would make things a lot more exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, heirdog said: Fits the SoxFest deadline narrative I mentioned earlier. Hahn and co. wanted it wrapped up by start, Lozano wants the weekend or until the end of SoxFest to keep fielding other offers and/or get an extra perk thrown into contract. I think it will be done by tonight...J. Michael Reinsdorf, feeling like he has created enough buzz on this site, now painting that element of surprise the org wants once again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roughneck said: Nah, most things would be better if they were like wrestling. Imagine after the Rams beat the Saints last week and celebrated on the field, then the Bears walked in with a briefcase entitling them to a game, and challenged the Rams to a games right then and there with the conference championship on the line? That would make things a lot more exciting. Is that after the refs tore off their shirts to reveal Rams jerseys under them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, DirtySox said: You wrestling folks are weird. Yes we are 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Roughneck said: Nah, most things would be better if they were like wrestling. Imagine after the Rams beat the Saints last week and celebrated on the field, then the Bears walked in with a briefcase entitling them to a game, and challenged the Rams to a games right then and there with the conference championship on the line? That would make things a lot more exciting. Yeah, and it would be cool to have managers like Jim Cornette, Bobby Heenan, Paul Bearer, etc. You could see Jimmy Hart in the Sox dugout with his megaphone yelling at umpires. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, DirtySox said: You wrestling folks are weird. And proud of it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminor3rd Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roughneck said: Nah, most things would be better if they were like wrestling. Imagine after the Rams beat the Saints last week and celebrated on the field, then the Bears walked in with a briefcase entitling them to a game, and challenged the Rams to a games right then and there with the conference championship on the line? That would make things a lot more exciting. Politics has pretty much become wrestling, and that’s going super well. im sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 If the Sox announce signing Manny tonight, will it be reported in this thread or the Soxfest thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Gload Fan Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 http://www.talkingchop.com/2019/1/25/18197591/atlanta-braves-have-been-checking-in-on-manny-machado-per-report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Abreu Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Government gets re-opened on day 1 of Soxfest? Coincidence? Or is this Reinsdorf and Hahn giving us another hint? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EloyJenkins Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ross Gload Fan said: http://www.talkingchop.com/2019/1/25/18197591/atlanta-braves-have-been-checking-in-on-manny-machado-per-report I have been checking in on Manny Machado too....every 10 minutes on this site. Hasn't signed yet. Won't be with the Braves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, Leonard Zelig said: If the Sox announce signing Manny tonight, will it be reported in this thread or the Soxfest thread? yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/padres/sd-sp-padres-in-on-manny-machado-20190125-story.html The Padres are in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 If Pederson or Machado aren't announced at Soxfest, will it be a kick in the jimmy to Sox fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Baron said: https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/padres/sd-sp-padres-in-on-manny-machado-20190125-story.html The Padres are in And this is why you don't mess around and get the deal done before other teams jump in. Let's just hope the Sox didn't get too cute with their negotiations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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