mqr Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 40 minutes ago, Whitesox27 said: Roses are red Violets are blue I want Manny Machado to sign with the White Sox And so do you You need to work on your meter 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirdog Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 My Answer’s Coming... Hear Anything? Do Over! Our lives the past 2+ months in Acronymic Pentameter...see you tomorrow, for it is Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 57 minutes ago, ptatc said: There once was a sauce from Nantucket Who thought Mannys contract was in the bucket It turned out to be wrong We all turned to song And now we have decided to say f@#$ it. Are you calling out Bucket, lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Chicago White Sox said: Caulfield, I actually really like you as a poster, but I think this thread may have caused you to go insane. Hey, but I boosted your likes by nearly 10. I should get some kind of kickback, lol. It’s going to make Fathom have to up his humor game, but he’ll probably catch you in all the game threads...especially if we sign Machado and there are more lively threads this year. At any rate, that’s my contribution to balancing out the board, let’s call it message board homeostasis. A new year arrives, Cold winds from hot air blowing Where are we going? The eclipse is nigh Tomorrow the moon conceals Shadow over us For all the pizzas The world has enjoyed so far the last is not yet Edited January 30, 2019 by caulfield12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmaranz Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 hour ago, ptatc said: There once was a sauce from Nantucket Who thought Mannys contract was in the bucket It turned out to be wrong We all turned to song And now we have decided to say f@#$ it. Not dirty enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 hour ago, smellysox said: Worst yet, does anyone think Lozano will urge Manny to sit out the season until the offers get better? That would be the dumbest possible move for Manny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, heirdog said: My Answer’s Coming... Hear Anything? Do Over! Our lives the past 2+ months in Acronymic Pentameter...see you tomorrow, for it is Wednesday. Perhaps if you do one for Lozano as well, it might push us over the top... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmaranz Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, southsider2k5 said: That would be the dumbest possible move for Manny. Yeah he's more likely to take a 3 yr deal from the Yankees than sit out. This isn't football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, bschmaranz said: Not dirty enough. Maybe this means the whole offseason was a misdirection and he signs with Boston (Nantucket’s close enough.) Devers finally ends up on the White Sox, this time for Nate Jones, Fulmer, Fry and Bryce Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmaranz Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, caulfield12 said: Maybe this means the whole offseason was a misdirection and he signs with Boston (Nantucket’s close enough.) Devers finally ends up on the White Sox, this time for Nate Jones, Fulmer, Fry and Bryce Bush. You better not move Bryce Bush, he's the next Michael Jack Schmidt if you ask some of these guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirdog Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, caulfield12 said: Perhaps if you do one for Lozano as well, it might push us over the top... Long Off-season... Zero Attention? Not Over! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 2 hours ago, MeanJoeCrede said: My favorite move as well, but getting Homer Bailey off the books was a close second. Getting Homer Bailey off the books COST them money. It added payroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Quin said: How are we having a haiku contest without Greg? Below freezing temps Rick Hahn makes his brilliant move Anderson to catch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southwest Sider Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Manny, A Couple Hot Ass Deals Offered. Sign It Good Now, No One Waits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Ozzie, da man. The Sox will rise again With Ricky at the helm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gusguyman Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 36 minutes ago, greg775 said: Ozzie, da man. The Sox will rise again With Ricky at the helm Someone didn't pay attention during the poetry unit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSoxFanMike Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Edgar Allan Machado 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxwinner Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 what the hell just happened 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Gload Fan Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Even tho this isnt Manny related, I hope you guys all are safe during this ridiculous cold weather. My employer is a giant fuck face and I have to work today in -60 degree temps. Luckily I'm inside, but still. I hope your employers care more about you than mine. Good luck, guys. I consider this place an extended family. 3 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Ross Gload Fan said: Even tho this isnt Manny related, I hope you guys all are safe during this ridiculous cold weather. My employer is a giant fuck face and I have to work today in -60 degree temps. Luckily I'm inside, but still. I hope your employers care more about you than mine. Good luck, guys. I consider this place an extended family. Are you working for Billy Ripken? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiddleCoastBias Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 *wakes up* *see two pages of haikus* *goes back to bed forever* 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 (edited) 53 minutes ago, default said: Are you working for Billy Ripken? What was that, 1985 Fleer? How much is that card worth today, 25 cents? Ice Ice Baby — Why Quantum Computers have to be cold It’s a cold, cold world out there if you’re a qubit. Quantum computers are cold. In fact, many quantum computers have to be kept to near absolute zero temperatures. For the non-chemists in the room, absolute zero means 0 Kelvin. 0 Kelvin = -273.15 Celsius = -459.67 Farenheit! Almost -460 degrees Fahrenheit!! Think about it, coldest temperature on record was in Antartica at -128.6 Fahrenheit. The world literally cannot be cold enough for these computers. Edited January 30, 2019 by caulfield12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicago White Sox Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Alright, I think it’s officially time for a new thread. This one has brought nothing but pain, suffering, Haikus, and random Caulfield references. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said: Alright, I think it’s officially time for a new thread. This one has brought nothing but pain, suffering, Haikus, and random Caulfield references. Maybe we can set up an interview with Dan Clark and ask why he’s so confident the Yankees will sign Machado, and what tangible evidence this is based on...we really need Harper/Boras to make a move with the Phillies or at least ask for a formal offer if one hasn’t already been extended. You forgot to mention Source Wars as well, that’s pretty much all that has happened this week so far. Edited January 30, 2019 by caulfield12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 hour ago, caulfield12 said: What was that, 1985 Fleer? How much is that card worth today, 25 cents? Ice Ice Baby — Why Quantum Computers have to be cold It’s a cold, cold world out there if you’re a qubit. Quantum computers are cold. In fact, many quantum computers have to be kept to near absolute zero temperatures. For the non-chemists in the room, absolute zero means 0 Kelvin. 0 Kelvin = -273.15 Celsius = -459.67 Farenheit! Almost -460 degrees Fahrenheit!! Think about it, coldest temperature on record was in Antartica at -128.6 Fahrenheit. The world literally cannot be cold enough for these computers. Someone please introduce this guy to the concept of a "Refrigerator". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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