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If the Cubs win tomorrow, look for the bleating sheep of the media to repeat

the following phrases ad naseum:

 

"Armageddon!"

 

"The world is coming to an end!"

 

"The goat is slain!"

 

"Curse lifted!"

 

"Long-suffering Cub fans..."

 

"America Cheers!"

 

"DUSTINY!"

 

All of these quotes will probably appear in Jay Mariotti's column alone. I'm willing

to say that one or more will pronounce the White Sox' death sentence, probably

Snide Rosenbloom will pronounce them ready to be contracted in 2006. Look for

Jay M. to do the same once he's done having multiple fits of ecstasy over our

Cubbies.

 

Me, I have imposed a total media blackout, in effect until the end of the World

Series.

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I agree on all counts. One thing though: can you imagine how bad it would be to be in a ballpark full of Cub and Yankee fans?

I have been in a ballpark full of Cubs fans, and I have been in a ballpark decently filled with Yankees fans, that would be bloody awful.

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Maybe this will convince JR to get his head out of his a$$ and spend some money on something besides William Koch.

:lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting

 

Do nuns f***? :lol:

 

Media blackout is what I have done, for the most part. It's the sole reason why I have retained my sanity. But for The Goat to be slain, the Cubs still need to win the WS..... if they make it there.

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