RagahRagah Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Just now, Jason Benetti said: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME HOME KIDDO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 adam isn't seeing him well, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth05 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Jason Benetti said: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME HOME KIDDO Welp, this seemed inevitable lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanSoxFan Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said: lol 2nd time through this guy has no chance, i mean he had no chance the 1st time through but just yikes. you can't pitch in MLB at 87-88. Dallas Keuchel, Ryan Yarbrough and Liam Hendriks say hi edit: of course i meant kyle hendricks ? Edited April 25, 2021 by GermanSoxFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourWhatHurts Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Jason Benetti said: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME HOME KIDDO Ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicago White Sox Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 This guy reminds a bit of Shingo after the league learned to deal with his frisbee pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Just now, RagahRagah said: Pretty sure it is an old copypasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Mercedes Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Jason Benetti said: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME HOME KIDDO Thats just like, your opinion man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 (edited) Just now, GermanSoxFan said: Dallas Keuchel, Ryan Yarbrough and Liam Hendriks say hi there are exceptions to every rule. there is a reason those guys are so rare. only maybe 2-4% of MLB pitchers can make it work at that velocity. Edited April 25, 2021 by chitownsportsfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoYoIsMyHero Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said: dude if Nick is a good player this team is just fucking stacked. like just stacked. It's so nice having 8-9 guys that you're excited about at the plate. For so long I would only care about Abreu AB's and then eventually TA and Yoyo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnetennba Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 At least he’s fouling those off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn12 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Oh yeah, this guy on the mound is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shago Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Love the sound of organ music … [clap your hands] 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Good AB Eaton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RagahRagah Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Eaton is just good, man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruth05 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Beautiful! Don’t stop now boys!! Eaton looked outta gas at the end there lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 They are just crushing Arihara. Crazy that he had a few nice starts before this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Side Fireworks Man Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 I like Eaton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 this guy is throwing absolutely batting practice. I'm fairly sure I could go 1-4 up there against him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shago Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Great AB Adam …. well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said: adam isn't seeing him well, lol please keep doing this 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EloyJenkins Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Eaton is so perfect for this lineup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnetennba Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 I like triples! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoYoIsMyHero Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Maybe every Texas OF'er playing in all series will help them with one shallow popup sometime before this series ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanSoxFan Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Adam isn‘t as fast as he used to be, but he will always be a tough out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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