Contact the White Sox Front Office and Demand Waldo the White Sox Wolf's Return, Southpaw's Immediate Ejection Into the Sun

[Quin]

For those of you that were cool enough to be a part of the Silver and Black Pack, you know Soxdom has been cheated out of a GOAT tier mascot in Waldo.

• Alliteration
• Wolves = Intimidating creatures, but also approachable in mascot form
• Can be portrayed in the White Sox colors (ignore all portrayals that show otherwise, it can be reworked)
• Athletic creatures 
• Wears pants, unlike Clark the Cub
• Unlike Southpaw, has actual paws.

Meanwhile, Southpaw is an abomination that looks like a Batman villain that emerged from a toxic Soxtalk meltdown after Kimbrel blows a game.

It is unacceptable that the superior mascot was never given physical form. WHEN WILL RICK HAHN KENNY WILLIAMS TONY LA RUSSA JERRY REINSDORF ANSWER FOR THESE CRIMES?

[wegner]

Holy Crap, they will give anyone a license in Illinois...I thought Jesse White was above this sort of nonsense....

[wegner]

I called Rick Hahn to demand the immediate reinstatement of ribbie and roobarb and he hung up on me!!!!....must've had a call from Boras coming in.

[Tnetennba]

I have no recollection of Waldo.  Ribbie & Roobarb were before my time too.  But I absolutely love everything about this thread.

[NWINFan]

16 minutes ago, Tnetennba said:

I have no recollection of Waldo.  Ribbie & Roobarb were before my time too.  But I absolutely love everything about this thread.

I remember Ribbie and Roobarb very well. Nobody wanted them. Nobody liked them. I can't remember anyone asking for them or anything like them. Their fading into history bothered no one. A flight into the sun would have been too good for them.

[bmags]

Waldo sucked

[Quin]

24 minutes ago, bmags said:

Waldo sucked

5 year old me is wounded in ways that can never be undone.

[bmags]

19 minutes ago, Quin said:

5 year old me is wounded in ways that can never be undone.

Wolves are proud, regal animals. Stuffing them in a jersey and baseball glove is humiliating and disrespectful. To wolves.

[Tnetennba]

15 hours ago, NWINFan said:

I remember Ribbie and Roobarb very well. Nobody wanted them. Nobody liked them. I can't remember anyone asking for them or anything like them. Their fading into history bothered no one. A flight into the sun would have been too good for them.

Harsh. Damn. ?

[Quin]

43 minutes ago, Tnetennba said:

Harsh. Damn. ?

They followed Andy the Clown. If you're gonna follow Andy, and you're in a city with Benny the Bull, you have to be a GOAT tier mascot.

Like a goddamn wolf.

[ShoeLessRob]

Southpaw looks like a deformed Barney character on crack, bring back Waldo!!!!! Here! Here! 

[35thstreetswarm]

On 3/24/2022 at 4:32 PM, wegner said:

I called Rick Hahn to demand the immediate reinstatement of ribbie and roobarb and he hung up on me!!!!....must've had a call from Boras coming in.

I have written Jerry an earnest, single-spaced, double-sided, handwritten letter each year demanding that I be interviewed for the mascot position and I’m very proud to say so in public 

[pcq]

Ribeye and Rouxbarb were actually Reinstein and Einsdorf. 

[wegner]

3 hours ago, 35thstreetswarm said:

I have written Jerry an earnest, single-spaced, double-sided, handwritten letter each year demanding that I be interviewed for the mascot position and I’m very proud to say so in public 

I know you would give them the interview of a lifetime.