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2022 White Sox drinking game


JoeC

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Let's at least make this team watchable for something.

I'll start:

1 drink for every first-pitch swing.
2 drinks for inadvertent contact between any two Sox fielders.

Please contribute and provide levity to us.

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1 minute ago, JoeC said:

Let's at least make this team watchable for something.

I'll start:

1 drink for every first-pitch swing.
2 drinks for inadvertent contact between any two Sox fielders.

Please contribute and provide levity to us.

So we'll all be hospitalized with alcohol poisoning by the end of tonights game?

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Initial lineup, drink for each sub .225 hitter, two drinks if they are DH.

Failing to get the man from second to third with no outs......drink.

Failing to get in from third with less than two outs ........drink each time batter fails.

Booting the double play ball.........chug

Throwing to wrong base/missing cut off man.......drink

Early innings bunt.....drink

Grounding another ball into the damn shift...........drink

 

Running into an out and costing your team a @#$$%^**  run..........chug, cry, chug

 

We should be passed out by the third or fourth inning and I have a high tolerance.

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31 minutes ago, BamaDoc said:

Initial lineup, drink for each sub .225 hitter, two drinks if they are DH.

Failing to get the man from second to third with no outs......drink.

Failing to get in from third with less than two outs ........drink each time batter fails.

Booting the double play ball.........chug

Throwing to wrong base/missing cut off man.......drink

Early innings bunt.....drink

Grounding another ball into the damn shift...........drink

 

Running into an out and costing your team a @#$$%^**  run..........chug, cry, chug

 

We should be passed out by the third or fourth inning and I have a high tolerance.

So we're all shitfaced by first pitch?  Sweet.  Only way to enjoy this team is to be completely numb at this point.

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