2022 White Sox drinking game

[JoeC]

Let's at least make this team watchable for something.

I'll start:

1 drink for every first-pitch swing.
2 drinks for inadvertent contact between any two Sox fielders.

Please contribute and provide levity to us.

[Tnetennba]

1 minute ago, JoeC said:

Let's at least make this team watchable for something.

I'll start:

1 drink for every first-pitch swing.
2 drinks for inadvertent contact between any two Sox fielders.

Please contribute and provide levity to us.

So we'll all be hospitalized with alcohol poisoning by the end of tonights game?

[Bob Sacamano]

11 minutes ago, Tnetennba said:

So we'll all be hospitalized with alcohol poisoning by the end of tonights game?

God help us all *takes shot*

[JoeC]

I feel obligated to post a disclaimer that all participants do this at their own risk, etc., so forth.

1 drink for ending a scoreless inning with a runner stranded at 3rd

[KipWellsFan]

Take a shot every time Jason Benetti subtly suggests that LaRussa is doing something strange.

[southsider2k5]

50 minutes ago, JoeC said:

Let's at least make this team watchable for something.

I'll start:

1 drink for every first-pitch swing.
2 drinks for inadvertent contact between any two Sox fielders.

Please contribute and provide levity to us.

Hi TLR!

[Ducksnort]

I'm pretty sure the Chicago White Sox play this very drinking game every day they play.

[JoshPR]

3 drinks for every Gavin Sheets Pop Up. 2 for every weak contact swing by Moncada and 2 for every late swing by Grandal..

[hi8is]

We’re going to be drunk as fuck.

[MiddleCoastBias]

13 minutes ago, JoshPR said:

3 drinks for every Gavin Sheets Pop Up. 2 for every weak contact swing by Moncada and 2 for every late swing by Grandal..

Jeeze, man, do you have a death wish??

[BamaDoc]

Initial lineup, drink for each sub .225 hitter, two drinks if they are DH.

Failing to get the man from second to third with no outs......drink.

Failing to get in from third with less than two outs ........drink each time batter fails.

Booting the double play ball.........chug

Throwing to wrong base/missing cut off man.......drink

Early innings bunt.....drink

Grounding another ball into the damn shift...........drink

 

Running into an out and costing your team a @#$$%^**  run..........chug, cry, chug

 

We should be passed out by the third or fourth inning and I have a high tolerance.

[Tnetennba]

31 minutes ago, BamaDoc said:

Initial lineup, drink for each sub .225 hitter, two drinks if they are DH.

Failing to get the man from second to third with no outs......drink.

Failing to get in from third with less than two outs ........drink each time batter fails.

Booting the double play ball.........chug

Throwing to wrong base/missing cut off man.......drink

Early innings bunt.....drink

Grounding another ball into the damn shift...........drink

 

Running into an out and costing your team a @#$$%^**  run..........chug, cry, chug

 

We should be passed out by the third or fourth inning and I have a high tolerance.

So we're all shitfaced by first pitch?  Sweet.  Only way to enjoy this team is to be completely numb at this point.