aboz56 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 http://www.deansplanet.com/jessica_simpson...t-a-virgin.html Wonder what Jas will have to say about this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Wow I am so shocked. They got married for money? That never happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Too bad this wasn't out a few weeks ago when Nick was on Howard Stern. He woulda had a field day with this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Too bad this is totally false..... Dean S Planet: Was she glad to see it returned? Jon: Yes. I knocked on her door, she answered the door in a white teddy and invited me in for some Kool-Aid she had just brewed. She looked me up and down and "I guess you will have to do" and how she always wanted some "random guy". 5 minutes later we were in the pool house together. It was a scene right out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High minus the masturbation scene and the pool house was bigger. After I she finished, she left me there while she went to her MENSA meeting, I felt so used. It reads like bad erotic fiction. come on MENSA. ha ha ha. She rode the short bus to school. Oh and i Like how he takes credit for inspiration of a song. Dean S Planet: Is that where you took her virginity? Jon: Yes, and more than once. I mentioned during one of our lovemaking sessions how this feels like the sweetest sin. She sat up, lit a cigarette and wrote a song. then there's this at the end. A disclaimer of sorts. We shook hands and he grabbed another cheessteak for the flight home. I couldn't help but wonder if he was telling the truth. All was well in the city of brotherly love and DeansPlanet.Com gets another EXCLUSIVE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I smell bulls***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Lies...all lies, how the hell did they screw the name up. I told them Jason, not Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Lies...all lies, how the hell did they screw the name up. I told them Jason, not Jon I didn't know you had a thing for......... Cheesesteaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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