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The White Sox will trade Lucas Giolito to the New York Meta for Max Scherzer.

Then they’ll trade Gavin Sheets for Juan Soto from the Nationals but they don’t stop there as they also acquire Josh Bell for Leury Garcia.

They also trade for Wilson Contreras, giving the Cubs some guy who likes to jerk off in his car.

After this they trade Jimmy Lambert for Frankie Montas.

Of course, we also get bullpen help by trading Kath for Josh Hader.

Anderson

Robert

Soto

Abreu

Bell

Vaughn / Eloy

Contreras

Moncada

Pollock

 
Scherzer, Cease, Lynn, Cueto, Montas

Hendricks, Hader, Graveman, Kopech, Lopez, Other shit.

 

Hell yes.

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