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I would like this guy to sign with the soxs.


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Buddy, nobody believed we could harness the wildness of the cease. BULLPEN pitcher they said. 

How are the padres doing developing their big beautiful gore? Oh he's gone? How about paddock. WHAT HES GONE TOO AND SUCKS?

Oh, how do we deal with injuries? Well l... we do terrible, you'll never make it to the big leagues before you are completely destroyed. Our sister franchise nearly killed a star player trying to give him a spinal tap for allergies.

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6 minutes ago, bmags said:

Buddy, nobody believed we could harness the wildness of the cease. BULLPEN pitcher they said. 

How are the padres doing developing their big beautiful gore? Oh he's gone? How about paddock. WHAT HES GONE TOO AND SUCKS?

Oh, how do we deal with injuries? Well l... we do terrible, you'll never make it to the big leagues before you are completely destroyed. Our sister franchise nearly killed a star player trying to give him a spinal tap for allergies.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, Chris Sale needs to return to the White Sox (and possibly bring Herm, idk) to revitalize his Hall of Fame career track.

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