GASHWOUND Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 http://www.ucsbdailynexus.com/news/2003/5862.html I couldn't resist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GASHWOUND Posted October 26, 2003 Author Share Posted October 26, 2003 Works for me... Man Jerks Off at Women's Center Fair Suspect Avoids Police After Being Spotted Masturbating By Jason La - Staff Writer Friday, October 24, 2003 An unidentified man allegedly spotted masturbating in front of the Women's Center evaded capture Thursday after Women's Center staff members called the Community Service Organization and UC Police Dept. to report him. The same man had reportedly been following a female student involved in the event the center was hosting. According to Nathalie Han, the Women's Center front desk associate who contacted CSO, the man had been following a female student who was part of a group of students from Hermanas Unidas of UCSB. The group was selling tostadas as part of the 11th Annual National Young Women's Day of Action Feminist Faire, an event encouraging young women to become involved in politics and social issues. Han said a friend of that female student asked her if she knew the man, and she said she did not know him. Han, a fourth-year political science major, said she saw the unidentified man standing in the crowd before he allegedly started masturbating. She said he looked creepy but was not doing anything wrong. "Throughout the event, for about 30 minutes, there was this guy standing behind me," Han said. Han said the female student's friend later informed Han that it looked like the unidentified man was masturbating while leaning against a tree in the lawn directly across from the Women's Center lawn. The man's genitals were not exposed, Han said, but "you could tell [what he was doing] by the look on his face." "He was pounding it," she said. Han said Sharon Hoshida, the Women's Center programming director, confronted the man and asked him to leave. The man said he "had an itch" and did not leave, she said. Han then called CSO for help, and the man fled toward the UCen when CSO and UCPD arrived at the scene, she said. UCPD officers pursued the man but were unable to catch him, Han said. After the man evaded police capture, Han said she, the female student who had been followed by the unknown perpetrator, and UCPD Sgt. Cathy Farley viewed surveillance tapes from UCen security cameras. "I worked with a police officer from UCPD for about two hours, looking at surveillance tapes," Han said. "We patrolled in the officer's car for about 10 to 15 minutes, but [we] didn't find him, unfortunately." She said she and the female student identified a man on the UCen surveillance tapes as the same one who was allegedly masturbating in front of the Women's Center. Han said she was shocked by the incident, as were many of the people who were at the event and saw what the man was doing. "What do you say to a guy who is masturbating in front of the place you work?" she said. Megan Arch, a third-year English major and the programming and sexual harassment coordinator for the Women's Center, said she didn't actually see the man in the act, but Han later told her what happened. "That's really weird that happened at an event that was promoting the prevention of violence against women and sexual harassment," she said. Arch did have advice for anyone who might be thinking of imitating the unidentified man. "If you need to get it on with yourself, do it at home, not at the Women's Center," she said. UCPD Public Information Officer Bill Bean could not immediately be reached for comment, and the names of the CSO officers who arrived on the scene could not be found at press time. The name of the female student who was followed by the unknown man was not available at press time, and the co-chairs of Hermanas Unidas could not be reached for comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 I got it the second time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 :fyou Hey man I'm not a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Per the request of many posters, this thread is unlocked. However, please try not to blatantly provoke other users in the subject lines of your posts, I don't feel that is called for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Holy s*** that story was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan99 Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Per the request of many posters, this thread is unlocked. However, please try not to blatantly provoke other users in the subject lines of your posts, I don't feel that is called for. aboz, come on man this was clearly a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Per the request of many posters, this thread is unlocked. However, please try not to blatantly provoke other users in the subject lines of your posts, I don't feel that is called for. aboz, come on man this was clearly a joke. I know it was a joke. Just didn't think it was cool to put his name in the title. But apparently, I made the wrong call and I apologize to everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 they say it is never to late to fix a mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn12 Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 That was a pretty funny story, especially the quote. "He was pounding it." Good stuff Gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Han said the female student's friend later informed Han that it looked like the unidentified man was masturbating while leaning against a tree in the lawn directly across from the Women's Center lawn. The man's genitals were not exposed, Han said, but "you could tell [what he was doing] by the look on his face." "He was pounding it," she said. nuff said...awesome! "What do you say to a guy who is masturbating in front of the place you work?" she said. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaha....clean up when you're done? "If you need to get it on with yourself, do it at home, not at the Women's Center," she said. I'm making a t-shirt...I'll make millions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bighurt52235 Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 My favorite line. "He was pounding it." She said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 How about ...you could tell [what he was doing] by the look on his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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