Texsox Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Tony Larussa Lock In Night. Here's your chance to sleep in the dugout like a real Hall of Fame guy. $2 beers and shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoeLessRob Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Get Up Night with Jerry and Tony, sponsored by Blue Chew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Lenyn Sosa…I don’t think he’s ready yet 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EloyJenkins Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Family night - with Mike Clevenger 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Bring back Joe McEwing. Kids run the bases, but are only allowed to go on McEwings signal. Also, Leury is running the bases with them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralChamps21 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Texsox said: Tony Larussa Lock In Night. Here's your chance to sleep in the dugout like a real Hall of Fame guy. $2 beers and shots. If it's for LaRussa it needs to be $2.08. All prices end in .08 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Leury Garcia For A Day - Play an inning in the field or go in as a pinch runner. Play poorly and be rewarded with $15 million. Swearing and Screaming Night With Lance Lynn - Fans get a chance to go toe-to-toe with Lance Lynn, yelling at each other Sprinting With Billy Hamilton - Fans can challenge Billy to suicide sprints in the outfield. First one to blow a hamstring loses. Eloy For a Day - Fans charge headlong into the outfield wall until they either knock themselves unconscious or tear a tit. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFutureIsNear Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Bring your son to the ballpark day with special guests Adam and Drake LaRoche. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Design-a-Banner night with Bennett Karoll. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Tank Top Jersey Day. First 10K fans get a pair of scissors to cut off the sleeves off their jerseys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wegner Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Disco Demolition 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wegner Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Quin said: Bring back Joe McEwing. Kids run the bases, but are only allowed to go on McEwings signal. Also, Leury is running the bases with them. Does it come with a fucking lunch....or do you have to pack your own? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wegner Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Texsox said: Tony Larussa Lock In Night. Here's your chance to sleep in the dugout like a real Hall of Fame guy. $2 beers and shots. Can I sleep in the bullpen? It's more roomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnetennba Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 26 minutes ago, Rocky said: Tank Top Jersey Day. First 10K fans get a pair of scissors to cut off the sleeves off their jerseys. Only if they come with complimentary shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnetennba Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, wegner said: Does it come with a fucking lunch....or do you have to pack your own? With this broke ass franchise? I'd be sure to pack my own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnetennba Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 29 minutes ago, Quin said: Design-a-Banner night with Bennett Karoll. This post deserves more than the single like I can give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoUEvenShift Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Gordon Beckham wife beater night. Nugenix night. First 10,000 fans get a free sample of Nugenix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snopek Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 Basically Stay Healthy Night. First 10,000 fans get wacked upside the head with a rubber mallet upon entrance. If you're fine, congrats, carry on. If not, I don't know, maybe you should've crossed your fingers or something because there is no backup plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 I've got a bunch.... Carry ownership's water: Race Scott Merkin around the warning track while carrying two buckets of water. Winner gets to ghostwrite a Merkin MLB.com article. Hahnspeak Translator: Participants will be shown random Hahn lawyerspeak soundbites and will need to determine what he is trying to hide. Winner will be the White Sox representative at the American Bar Association annual conference. Lightning in a Bottle: During the next home game rain delay, 20 lucky fans will be given empty bottles and tasked with capturing a 37 year old veteran with "a little left in the tank". Winner gets a signed Mike Jackson vest-style jersey. Bring your glove Night: With the lack of position player depth in the organization, the White Sox will choose one random gloved fan from the crowd to play a position for 9 innings. Winner gets to wear #28 and will receive a 3 year contract. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 SoxFest '23 Programs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 4 hours ago, hogan873 said: Leury Garcia For A Day - Play an inning in the field or go in as a pinch runner. Play poorly and be rewarded with $15 million. Swearing and Screaming Night With Lance Lynn - Fans get a chance to go toe-to-toe with Lance Lynn, yelling at each other Sprinting With Billy Hamilton - Fans can challenge Billy to suicide sprints in the outfield. First one to blow a hamstring loses. Eloy For a Day - Fans charge headlong into the outfield wall until they either knock themselves unconscious or tear a tit. I want to do ALL of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Hurtin Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 61 cent beer night (adjusted for inflation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zisk Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 (edited) Augsburger night. All fans over 60 drink for free. Or Meister Brau night. All fans over 70 drink free. JR would like that better. Edited March 15, 2023 by zisk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 First 10,000 fans receive a White Sox laser pointer. Luxury Tax night - any cumulative food / drink tabs over $233 over the course of the evening get charged an additional surcharge on their bills. Bat Flip contest in the new Bud Light club (or whatever the f*** that thing is on the 500 level) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, JoeC said: Luxury Tax night - any cumulative food / drink tabs over $233 over the course of the evening get charged an additional surcharge on their bills. Don't give them any ideas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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