LowerCaseRepublican Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/03/133.html I dunno if you all check out Democratic Underground but I found some of these f***ing hysterical. My 2 favorites...along with the one that exposes Bush yet again for being a f***ing goddamn liar "Yeah sure the sailors put that giant banner up for you George." What do you do when your company is on the verge of bankruptcy? If you're L. Dennis Kozlowski, former head of Tyco, you spend two million dollars on a gigantic week-long birthday party for your wife in the middle of the Mediterranean. Jurors in Kozlowski's grand larceny trial saw 21 minutes of a four hour videotape last week, which featured Kozlowski welcoming partygoers to the island of Sardinia, along with "five young women in scanty, diaphanous frocks cavorting around a swimming pool, half-naked male models posing in snapshots with female guests and a performance from a pop star [Jimmy Buffett]." What the jurors didn't get to see apparently included "an anatomically correct ice sculpture of Michelangelo's 'David' urinating vodka," and, "two men dressed as ancient Romans carrying Kozlowski's wife over their heads." The clever part, see, is that Kozlowski managed to get Tyco to cover half the cost of the party because "Tyco business was taken care of as well." Presumably that was done while everyone was taking a break from cavorting and gang-banging. But you know, if there's one thing that makes me feel good about corporate America it's got to be the knowledge that while millions of Americans are losing their jobs, the top 1% are drinking vodka out of ice penises. Meanwhile, two preachers who were previously known for "fire and brimstone" sermons denouncing "fornicators," "whores" and "sodomites" are now better known as, well... fornicators, whores and sodomites up to their nuts in fire and brimstone. Rev. Hewart Lee Bennett and Rev. Stephen White were arrested recently for "soliciting sex with boys under the age of 16," according to gfn.com. Bennett apparently talked dirty to young boys online, but - get this - says he "only described sex acts to gain their trust and tell them about the love of Jesus." White, on the other hand, "approached an unidentified teen boy and asked if he knew of any adult shops in the area selling pornographic videos or magazines. After the boy told him he did not, White told the boy he could 'make some money' by letting White perform oral sex on him." Must be another one of those parables from that weird secret version of the Bible nutcase fundies carry around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 NRA BlackList just a few of my favorites Black Mental Health Alliance National Association of Secondary School Principals Int'l Ladies' Garment Workers' Union would either of these guys had careers without guns? Kevin Costner - Actor Sean Connery - Actor National Organization for Women (no s***, I want to shoot them too...) ok, I really don't mean the green... NOOOO NOT THE BLACKLIST!!! morons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn12 Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Damn Apu....thats pretty sad. Kinda hard to preach against one "evil" to the masses, and partake in that same evil with young boys. :puke I say to most of the "Higher" Ups in corporate America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 The NRA best be watching out... Fear DAVID ARQUETTE and N'SYNC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 :puke I say to most of the "Higher" Ups in corporate America I'd say that to anybody who drank vodka that came out of a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pastime Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I'd say that to anybody who drank vodka that came out of a penis. Well, s***. There goes my anniversary surprise to my wife. Thanks a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 NRA BlackList just a few of my favorites Black Mental Health Alliance National Association of Secondary School Principals Int'l Ladies' Garment Workers' Union would either of these guys had careers without guns? Kevin Costner - Actor Sean Connery - Actor National Organization for Women (no s***, I want to shoot them too...) ok, I really don't mean the green... NOOOO NOT THE BLACKLIST!!! morons... I do get the blacklist. Is the NRA good? Are they for anti-gun stuff, I think they'd be for it. It made no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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