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Before the excitement of a new season catches hold of us all, one last dunk in the dank smell of a losing locker room.

Who are you carving in the rock? 2020 - 2023

Tony, Tim, Moncada, Grandal

I'm limiting my picks to guys who wore a jersey. 

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2 minutes ago, Texsox said:

Before the excitement of a new season catches hold of us all, one last dunk in the dank smell of a losing locker room.

Who are you carving in the rock? 2020 - 2023

Tony, Tim, Moncada, Grandal

I'm limiting my picks to guys who wore a jersey. 

Leury Lynn Kopech Keuchel Grifol Montoyo Benintendi Kelly

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Eaton - Represents the failure to find a RF

Leury - Represents the failure to find a 2B along with some other dumb stuff 

Kopech - Represents the flaming out of hyped prospects 

TLR - Yeah

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30 minutes ago, Texsox said:

I'm limiting my picks to guys who wore a jersey. 

Offering four management and four players in the current millennium.

Jerry is too cheap not to have worn this jersey at some point, if only as another layer of clothing to keep the thermostat low in the winter, assuming he didn't have a minion pawn it on eBay or a pawn shop first.

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I'm also counting jackets, fleeces and other licensed merchandise.

Management Top Four

Jerry

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Bruce Levine looks like a senior citizen trying to stay warm in the Winter in a public library or hanging in a shopping mall McDonalds.

Rick Hahn

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Tony La Russa - Though grateful for any role he played in the twilight of the long knives purge or Ken Hahn last Summer.

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Daryl Boston

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Players

Mike "Gold Digger" Clevinger

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Lance "I Like Steak" Lynn

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David "Tommy Boy" Wells

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Dallas "I'm Telling My Mommy" Keuchel

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Might as well make the White Sox Mt Rushmore handsome, so I'll go with....

Nicky Delmonico, Nicky Delmonico, Yoan Moncada and Nicky Delmonico ***

It is better to look good, than to feel good.

***Nicky did play 6 games in 2020 so that counts

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40 minutes ago, Squirmin' for Yermin said:

Tough for me to put Keuchel on here when he did have an outstanding year in 2020 and ending top 5 in cy young.

And Moncada had a good 2021.

Keuchel has a good shortened season them imploded like a neutron star and became the worst vet presence possible.

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13 minutes ago, Quin said:

And Moncada had a good 2021.

Keuchel has a good shortened season them imploded like a neutron star and became the worst vet presence possible.

It was a soft 2020 schedule. Who was the only good offensive team we faced? Minnesota? Kind of expected the implosion after.

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9 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

It was a soft 2020 schedule. Who was the only good offensive team we faced? Minnesota? Kind of expected the implosion after.

All four Central opponents that year pretty similar on offense...248-269 runs scored, Sox best offense and CLE best pitching and defense.  White Sox 306.

Minnesota underperformed 2019 record setting homer performance.

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1 hour ago, Squirmin' for Yermin said:

Tough for me to put Keuchel on here when he did have an outstanding year in 2020 and ending top 5 in cy young.

And he was right on for everything he said. He saw it coming. 

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