fathom Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 minute ago, chitownsportsfan said: Andrew vaughn, what exactly is it you do here? That’s our number 3 hitter!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 WE SUCK. JESUS JUST WHEN YOU POSSIBLY THINK IT CAN'T SUCK MORE WE DO! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baseball_gal_aly Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 2 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said: Andrew vaughn, what exactly is it you do here? Let's just post office space gifs in Gamethreads all season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Just now, chitownsportsfan said: WE SUCK. JESUS JUST WHEN YOU POSSIBLY THINK IT CAN'T SUCK MORE WE DO! This is the worst offense I’ve ever seen. Funny thing is they will blame the Robert Jr injury for everything 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Not home, but the fact the MLB app just recommended an Aaron Judge highlight in My Highlights section, which is only White Sox content. It figured I needed something fun to watch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Just now, baseball_gal_aly said: Let's just post office space gifs in Gamethreads all season watching the sox be like 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Just now, Quin said: Not home, but the fact the MLB app just recommended an Aaron Judge highlight in My Highlights section, which is only White Sox content. It figured I needed something fun to watch. Give a month, you'll be getting mental health awareness reminders and positive affirmations from the fucking app. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Just now, fathom said: This is the worst offense I’ve ever seen. Funny thing is they will blame the Robert Jr injury for everything Martin Maldonado is going to strikeout in solidarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 You know the next thing they will do to boost the offense is call up Remillard and let him bunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Just now, Quin said: Martin Maldonado is going to strikeout in solidarity. Shows how great a leader he is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 minute ago, fathom said: This is the worst offense I’ve ever seen. Funny thing is they will blame the Robert Jr injury for everything I predicted before the season that we might not hit 100 HR. I did not however predict we might not score 500 runs. We're on pace for about 300. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 WTF went to get a beer and 2 outs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUSTgottaBELIEVE Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 The offense is historically bad but there’s no doubt the pitching/defense has improved. Too bad the former top mlb prospects - Eloy, Robert, Vaughn, Moncada - can’t hit / stay healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUSTgottaBELIEVE Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I mean it’s wild to me that this pitching staff might have a top 10-15 ERA in mlb when you look at this collection of no names and/or rejects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 minute ago, JUSTgottaBELIEVE said: The offense is historically bad but there’s no doubt the pitching/defense has improved. Too bad the former top mlb prospects - Eloy, Robert, Vaughn, Moncada - can’t hit / stay healthy. not sure the pitching has improved we've mostly just played s%*# teams. fWAR wise we had like 10 last year from the pitching. i'm struggling to see how we can there with this bunch, unless Crochet is just like a fucking unicorn and puts up 6 himself in 150 innings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 These umps have been fucking trash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUSTgottaBELIEVE Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 1 minute ago, chitownsportsfan said: not sure the pitching has improved we've mostly just played s%*# teams. fWAR wise we had like 10 last year from the pitching. i'm struggling to see how we can there with this bunch, unless Crochet is just like a fucking unicorn and puts up 6 himself in 150 innings. s%*# teams? Not sure about that. Tigers look decent, Braves are likely a top 3 offense in MLB, and Royals averaged 4 runs/game against Twins/Orioles (not great but not terrible either). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Benintendi already -.4 fWAR 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 One time our jackass DIII coach was so embarrassed a better team that had actual baseball talent was winning big, so he just ordered us to go up and swing at every pitch until we made an out so we could all go home faster. I'm not sure if you told the Sox that they'd do any different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleAleSox Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 4 minutes ago, JUSTgottaBELIEVE said: The offense is historically bad but there’s no doubt the pitching/defense has improved. Too bad the former top mlb prospects - Eloy, Robert, Vaughn, Moncada - can’t hit / stay healthy. The only chance the offense had this year was Robert/Moncada/Eloy playing the vast majority of the year and actually finding their next level (Eloy and Moncada at least), and then you needed Vaughn to improve and Benintendi to have some form of a pulse. None of those things are happening. But I agree - the defense and pitching has looked better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 This offense is embarrassing. I’d rather see a team full of Palka’s and Gallo’s 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Just now, PaleAleSox said: The only chance the offense had this year was Robert/Moncada/Eloy playing the vast majority of the year and actually finding their next level (Eloy and Moncada at least), and then you needed Vaughn to improve and Benintendi to have some form of a pulse. None of those things are happening. But I agree - the defense and pitching has looked better. That still would have been an offense with too many bad hitters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUSTgottaBELIEVE Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Just now, fathom said: This offense is embarrassing. I’d rather see a team full of Palka’s and Gallo’s No you wouldn’t. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleAleSox Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Just now, fathom said: That still would have been an offense with too many bad hitters It would have at least won you a couple games. You'd hope your catcher and SS would run into a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 at least flexen hasn't been terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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