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White Socks stave off 121st loss by not playing


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The white Sox live another day without breaking the most losses in a season since the 1899 Cleveland Spiders by staying home. I think this was a smart move by the White Sox manager. He claims, you can’t lose if you don’t play. Jerry on the other hand has been laying bets against the White Sox all year making millions of dollars and want this to continue for atleast 20 more seasons. He is going to mandate back to losing legislation starting tomorrow. 

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21 minutes ago, Jaysfan said:

The white Sox live another day without breaking the most losses in a season since the 1899 Cleveland Spiders by staying home. I think this was a smart move by the White Sox manager. He claims, you can’t lose if you don’t play. Jerry on the other hand has been laying bets against the White Sox all year making millions of dollars and want this to continue for atleast 20 more seasons. He is going to mandate back to losing legislation starting tomorrow. 

That type of scandal would be one of the few pushing JR to sell.  Or maybe not.  Like Wal Mart making bets on health outcomes of its workers.

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1 hour ago, southsider2k5 said:

Sox fans can troll themselves quite effectively.  We have no need to import trolls.

I’m sorry, after trolling our useless sports teams, I find it refreshing to see another team suck way way way way way worse than we do. I am exporting my trolling because I feel you southsiders could use a friend.

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4 minutes ago, Jaysfan said:

I’m sorry, after trolling our useless sports teams, I find it refreshing to see another team suck way way way way way worse than we do. I am exporting my trolling because I feel you southsiders could use a friend.

sounds reinsdorfian.

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