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sox4lifeinPA

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or you could falate it....

 

"I thought it was a breathalyzer"

 

that excuse only works the first 12 times:)

Guy walks into a bar

"Give me three shots of tequilla"

"Sure, what are you celebrating?"

"My first blow job" (as he downs the third shot)

"that's great, let me buy you one!"

"No, if the first three didn't get the taste out of my mouth . . ."

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Guy walks into a bar

"Give me three shots of tequilla"

"Sure, what are you celebrating?"

"My first blow job" (as he downs the third shot)

"that's great, let me buy you one!"

"No, if the first three didn't get the taste out of my mouth . . ."

 

 

you speak of this with too much familiarity...

 

 

so what are you doing this weekend? :ph34r: :lol:

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