Juan Soto

[southsider2k5]

32 minutes ago, nitetrain8601 said:

Still waiting on Jerry to get in the kiddie pool with his floaters on. 

He's still getting his toes wet in the zero entry.

[WhiteSox2023]

1 hour ago, southsider2k5 said:

He's still getting his toes wet in the zero entry.

Jerry dips his toes in and squeals, “TOO SPENDY!!!” and meets Getz over by the dumpster as he lights up a cigar to discuss what cheap vet they can add.

Edited Tuesday at 06:35 PM by WhiteSox2023

[FT35]

Juan Soto might never see an at bat if he signed here.  He literally might approach 400 walks per year.  He’d be a half-billion dollar 8-10 HR guy and may not drive in 30 runs.  We would likely witness one of the most unthinkable stat lines in the modern era.   

.280/.850/1.200/9 HR/27 RBI/40 Runs?

Pitch counts would be down league-wide from the number of times they’d point to first. 

[Bob Sacamano]

50 minutes ago, FT35 said:

Juan Soto might never see an at bat if he signed here.  He literally might approach 400 walks per year.  He’d be a half-billion dollar 8-10 HR guy and may not drive in 30 runs.  We would likely witness one of the most unthinkable stat lines in the modern era.   

.280/.850/1.200/9 HR/27 RBI/40 Runs?

Pitch counts would be down league-wide from the number of times they’d point to first. 

Teams could get 2 outs on one pitch! IBB to Soto then first pitch double play.

In all seriousness though, the guy knows the zone so well that he would probably walk at least 200 times.