suffering-nomore-sox fan Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Imagine the possibilites for headlines if we get Colon. Like: Kenny has no guts but tries adding a Colon. Sox get a Colon transplant from Canada. Colon experiment coming to Chicago. Any other ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 "Cubs bullpen looking good with Remlinger and Veres additions" "Sox stink so much they get some Colon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanaSox83 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Constipated Sox get Colon Cleansing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffering-nomore-sox fan Posted January 11, 2003 Author Share Posted January 11, 2003 Cubs cement Championship by signing Lenny Harris. Sox still stink but attempt to start new chapter with a colon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanaSox83 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Smelly Sox Get Expensive French Colon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Does it really count as a headline when its buried on page 6 of the Tribune sports page, next to the high school basketball results and the odds on the races at Maywood Park? The front page will probably read something like, "Cubs scoff at Colon; chose not to add him to rotation" and then they'll have expert commentary from Phil Rogers and Rick Morrissey about how they'd rather have Kerry Wood's toenail clippings and Mark Prior's nose hairs instead of Buehrle, Colon, and Garland. Ah, Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 And then Mariotti, somewhere along the lines, would rip the trade....even if it were Liefer for Colon straight up....because he's a douchebag. I wish I could be Max Kellerman....I'd mute him on Around the Horn every time he tried to talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanaSox83 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Trust me, something tells me that the Sox getting Colon would get headlines in both papers...it'd be the biggest story in chicago right now. And if the Trib's coverage is bothering you, buy the Suntimes...it's cheaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Any other ideas? Colon flushed from Expos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac9001 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 "Williams trades for a Colon, later finds out he has the wrong one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 and when he has a bad game, Colon loses control on mound; Marte called in to clean up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supernuke Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 If he ends up being a bad guy in the clubhouse: Colon cancer in Chicago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubKilla Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 JR: No "Colon" for Stinking Cheap Sox Fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 And if the Trib's coverage is bothering you, buy the Suntimes...it's cheaper But just as s***ty.... No, wait... Even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 and if the sox start to tank it (god forbid) "Sox stink....and it ain't just Colon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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