sox4lifeinPA Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 how does MJ like his hambugers done? 45 year old meat, between 11 year old buns *rimshot* Did you hear that Walmart is having a Sale to capitalize on MJ's court case? Boys pants are half off *laughter from the audience* Why was MJ not allowed to be a Boy Scout leader anymore? because he was going through 2-3 packs a day. *ooohs and ahhhs from the audience* How do you know MJ's having a party?? The parking lots full of big wheels. *more laughter and applause* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Jacko's last stand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 http://www.hamishmachamish.50megs.com/about.html Have some more to add. Theres a couple that are really cruel but I dont want to push the limits here. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: Why is Michael so tough? A: He can lick any kid on the block. This ones a little old....... Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Ah f*** it. The soxtalk community deserves to experience the extremely tasteless jokes. Q. What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings? - "There's a sucker born every minute." - "Kids do the darndest things." - "Tricks are for kids." Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's makeup Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A. Get out of my sun!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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