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Reds sign Paul Wilson


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See, Jas.. You have to look at it from my persepctive.  We're not going to get anybody.  I know we ain't.  This way, if by some chance we do sign someone, I'll be pleasantly surprised. :)

Well, thats how I look at the Bears seasons as well as the Bulls season. Its just I see so much talent and potential here that I can't look the other way and think we aren't going to do something, even though its so true.

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It's all in my sig witesoxfan

Killa....as much as I hate to agree with you...I'm afraid I may have to.

 

However, with the signing of Wilson, that means that one less team is in the Colon race....so right now, the only 3 teams I see that have a shot at Colon are Boston, Texas and us.....Texas probably won't, as they are strapped payroll wise....so that leaves it as us against Boston.

 

Holy s***....if we can't get Colon over Boston, with all the talent we have that is cheap....I am going to be pissed like no other....Boston couldn't match our offer without getting worse in the end. God I hope KW can get something done....but Killa....I'm afraid your sig may be right.

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does your kid pitch?  :D

 

 

For the $5 a game, porno, PS2, and mountain dew he is asking for, worth a shot.  Hell, maybe we can toss in a game boy too.

I will pitch for some porn, a PS2, and some Mountain Dew. During last year's season ticket holder party I stood behind second base and hit huge's glove on a fly as he stood on the warning track in left-center field. I'm working on dropping 30 lbs. before my team's season starts. Last year I still had some good stuff, but my fat-ass wilted in the heat and I fell apart after 3 innings. My 36-year-old arm has something left in it.

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does your kid pitch?  :D

 

 

For the $5 a game, porno, PS2, and mountain dew he is asking for, worth a shot.  Hell, maybe we can toss in a game boy too.

I will pitch for some porn, a PS2, and some Mountain Dew. During last year's season ticket holder party I stood behind second base and hit huge's glove on a fly as he stood on the warning track in left-center field. I'm working on dropping 30 lbs. before my team's season starts. Last year I still had some good stuff, but my fat-ass wilted in the heat and I fell apart after 3 innings. My 36-year-old arm has something left in it.

Well, 3 innings, thats not much difference from what Parque could go after his surgery.

 

You aren't left handed are ya?

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does your kid pitch?  :D

 

 

For the $5 a game, porno, PS2, and mountain dew he is asking for, worth a shot.  Hell, maybe we can toss in a game boy too.

I will pitch for some porn, a PS2, and some Mountain Dew. During last year's season ticket holder party I stood behind second base and hit huge's glove on a fly as he stood on the warning track in left-center field. I'm working on dropping 30 lbs. before my team's season starts. Last year I still had some good stuff, but my fat-ass wilted in the heat and I fell apart after 3 innings. My 36-year-old arm has something left in it.

Zach...the only advantage he's got on you is that he's younger....and he doesn't wear meat hats. He even chews aluminum foil now and then.

 

Hey....I got an idea. Let's spend a little extra and sign both! We could get a combined 5 innings between the two of you on a good night. I'm sure some of that 50 cents KW had left from his $1.00 went to buying some good porno...I bet he knows where to get some good stuff for the both of you.

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