The Beast Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong, play the song with the funky break" And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride Asked me if I needed a ride But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light She got down but she never got tired She's gonna make it through the night She's gonna make it through the night ------ guitar solo ------ But mama, that's where the fun is But mama, that's where the fun is Mama always told me not to look into the eye's of the sun But mama, that's where the fun is Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone, that's where they expect it least" And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner, watching the young girls dance And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone, reminding him of romance The calliope crashed to the ground But she was... Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {the following two sections are sung simultaneously} 1) ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night ~ Blinded by the light 2) ~ Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat ~ In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat ~ With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round ~ With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the ground ~ Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand ~ And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band ~ Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes ~ She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She got down but she never got tired She's gonna make it through the night SO YOU ARE BLINDED BY THE FAT MAN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Spiffy. I've seen worse than the fat guy though. Put Goatse in your signature and make a song about being blinded by him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 It's hypnotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 So that's what he says, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 27, 2003 Author Share Posted November 27, 2003 This sig is so piggorific...so BEASTLY, MMM MEAT, CHILDREN WERE EATIN TONITE>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Spiffy. I've seen worse than the fat guy though. Put Goatse in your signature and make a song about being blinded by him. Ahhh! Trinity!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Look at him, Shakin that ass, Shakin that ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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