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Obviously the doctor who is patenting this is gay...no, seriously...why would you do this to the male species? you stupid money grubbing ass?

 

  The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

 

divorce papers were filed minutes later......

 

 

Thanks Doc...thanks.

 

 

Then again, they don't call me "Stallion" cos I've got a long mane. wink wink :lol: I shouldn't have to worry, right steff? hahaha, I mean, just kidding

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so....Jason is impotent?

 

but Southsider's nickname for him is "handjob?"

 

 

you learn something everyday :lol:

LMAO...I didn't realize I typed that wrong, I was implying your nickname was impotent...but either way I'm confident I can get a girl to have multiple...oh ya.. :P

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you guys want the key?

 

Here it is - a direct therapy from Masters and Johnson

 

when you masturbate, most guys try to come as fast as possible -

 

stop that!

 

Instead, try to extend as long as possible, make it last, hold off, take a break, slow down, take it slow -

 

the body conditions itself

 

you can increase your staying power

 

there is no reason that it cannot always be "ladies first"

 

but the male is set up such that it takes a bit of training -

 

that is the therapy that Masters and Johnson used

 

(it works)

 

(key is never act like you are so happy to be "getting something" but rather as if you have been there before and what is taking place is about everyone's satisfaction)

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I've already Mastered my Johnson:)

 

"my friends told me to try with my left hand, "cos it feels like a different person." And I said, "yeah, a Retarded person," I can't do that with my left hand! -jay mohr

 

 

 

I can't wait to get married......*sigh*

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I couldn't stop myself...at least i'm not the guy next store who printed out porn and bought black market lube and sex toys

 

What exactly would be in lube to make it black market?

 

How did he print off pictures from his hotel.........did he bring a color printer with him on the trip?

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What exactly would be in lube to make it black market? 

 

How did he print off pictures from his hotel.........did he bring a color printer with him on the trip?

Don't ask me how it made it...

but...he had like 30 pages of it printed out from home

i brought my laptop with me too

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