southsider2k5 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 http://www.msnbc.com/news/998740.asp?0cv=CB20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Just point the ladies to Mr. Chisoxfn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Obviously the doctor who is patenting this is gay...no, seriously...why would you do this to the male species? you stupid money grubbing ass? The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several. divorce papers were filed minutes later...... Thanks Doc...thanks. Then again, they don't call me "Stallion" cos I've got a long mane. wink wink I shouldn't have to worry, right steff? hahaha, I mean, just kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 27, 2003 Author Share Posted November 27, 2003 Then again, they don't call me "Stallion" cos I've got a long mane. wink wink I shouldn't have to worry, right steff? hahaha, I mean, just kidding I thought they called you "handjob"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I thought they called you "handjob"? Naah...just impotent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 They showed this (or something really similar) on one of the 'Real Sex' shows on HBO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Naah...just impotent so....Jason is impotent? but Southsider's nickname for him is "handjob?" you learn something everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 so....Jason is impotent? but Southsider's nickname for him is "handjob?" you learn something everyday LMAO...I didn't realize I typed that wrong, I was implying your nickname was impotent...but either way I'm confident I can get a girl to have multiple...oh ya.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 you guys want the key? Here it is - a direct therapy from Masters and Johnson when you masturbate, most guys try to come as fast as possible - stop that! Instead, try to extend as long as possible, make it last, hold off, take a break, slow down, take it slow - the body conditions itself you can increase your staying power there is no reason that it cannot always be "ladies first" but the male is set up such that it takes a bit of training - that is the therapy that Masters and Johnson used (it works) (key is never act like you are so happy to be "getting something" but rather as if you have been there before and what is taking place is about everyone's satisfaction) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 I've already Mastered my Johnson:) "my friends told me to try with my left hand, "cos it feels like a different person." And I said, "yeah, a Retarded person," I can't do that with my left hand! -jay mohr I can't wait to get married......*sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 They showed this (or something really similar) on one of the 'Real Sex' shows on HBO. Haha, that brings back good memories. On our school trip to DC last year, we had HBO in our rooms. Needless to say we were up for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Yeah, and we had VCR's, and my buddy brought a PS2...we had a 3-day supply of candy and pop...$1,000 cash...porno movies, porno magz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 I forgot to mention the lubricants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 I forgot to mention the lubricants I don't even want to know why you and your buddy needed lube... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 :puke :puke :puke There goes Thanksgiving dinner...thanks :fyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 I couldn't stop myself...at least i'm not the guy next store who printed out porn and bought black market lube and sex toys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 I couldn't stop myself...at least i'm not the guy next store who printed out porn and bought black market lube and sex toys What exactly would be in lube to make it black market? How did he print off pictures from his hotel.........did he bring a color printer with him on the trip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 What exactly would be in lube to make it black market? How did he print off pictures from his hotel.........did he bring a color printer with him on the trip? Don't ask me how it made it... but...he had like 30 pages of it printed out from home i brought my laptop with me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 28, 2003 Author Share Posted November 28, 2003 Don't ask me how it made it... but...he had like 30 pages of it printed out from home i brought my laptop with me too Dude does your friend have a zoo at his house, give you knicknames, and sleep in the same bed as you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Dude does your friend have a zoo at his house, give you knicknames, and sleep in the same bed as you do? No, No and No. He's not my friend...he was the one who bought drugs in DC, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 sure..."rubba" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 $1000 cash and you didn't look up escorts in the yellow pages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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