Guest williestokes Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Just wanted to say this movie is hilarious. Its also where I get my name, as Billy Bob Thornton plays mall Santa, Willie T Stokes. However, as a warning, listen to the R rating. There is a lot of cussing. But to other mature grownups like myself, this movie is flat out hilarious. Stokes is a drunk Santa who, along with Marcus the elf, rob their malls on Christmas Eve. However, they meet this fat loser kid to whom everything is one big question (Why do you need a car when you have reindeer?) and by the end of the story, the kids clueless yet sweet nature shows Stokes the true meaning of Christmas. Ive never been in a theatre where so many people laughed so hard. I rank this movie as my favorite movie ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 "f*** me, Santa" Gilmore Girls will never be the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest williestokes Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 I must admit Ive never seen Gilmore Girls. Im guessing Lauren Graham is a goody two shoes in it? "Do you like kids, Santa?" "Me? f*** no! What do I look like, some kinda pervert?!" Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 great movie, loved every second of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Absolute classic. Went to the mall this weekend and when I saw Santa Clause all I thought of was "Are you f***ing with Me". LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Though the "lips on your momma" promo bit was stupid and uninspired, so it may turn some potential viewers off this movie, thinking that this is just another derivative Hollywood comedy...And it is rather derivative since it lacks original plot devices, but since it's EXECUTED so well, and BBT has some weird talent that the results were pretty damn good and I had a lot of fun. It helped that Cohen prothers and Ghost World's direcor helmed it. Oh and DON'T TAKE YOUR KIDS WITH YOU. If I have to see another 9yo in n R-rated movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 There were a few kids in it when I saw it...they must of been traumatized from it. Oh ya, I love Santa's pinball tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxrd5 Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Oh ya, I love Santa's pinball tips DIRTY LAUGH...HEHEHEHEH OH DID I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! I thought Bernie Mac did a great job as well... One of the funniest movies i have ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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