Gene Honda Civic Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 A fully cross-referenced listing of tolkiens official view of elf sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 A fully cross-referenced listing of tolkiens official view of elf sex. elves tend to lose interest in sex after they have children that kinda sucks the fun out of being immortal and all...but makes sense...95% of women must be decendents of elves or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Hence why Orlando Bloom just had to be Legolas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Note: I have not seen any of the LOTR movies don't really intend to. I'm not avoiding them, I just don't go to the movies. The last movie I went to was seabuscuit and that was because I was taking my mom out on a "date" and It was the only movie we could agree on. I just posted this so that you guys could have someting to laugh at ... I didn't even know Liv Tyler was in these movies until yesterday. Liv Tyler=Super Hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 hence her being an elf...(they're supposed to be stunningly beautiful...haha, male and female alike). Cate Blanchet is a babe too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Cate Blanchet is a babe too She might be on the old side and not exactly conventionally beautiful, but like Mia Hamm she is immensely desireable IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Mia Hamm We may be seein her a few times next season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 We may be seein her a few times next season Yeah....barefoot and preggers. :fyou Nomar. She don't love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 We may be seein her a few times next season I hope she doesn't look like this. This is obviously a bad photoshop, but it made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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