sox4lifeinPA Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 *Must resist urge* *must resist urge to tie southsider to gay joke about resisting urges with rodents* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 You find the little hole they live in and knock on their door. They are usually eating cheese in there on a table made from a thread spool. Ask them nicely to leave. Maybe I watch too many cartoons LMFAO, Damn, that's it; all my votes for funniest, goes to Ribbie, you crack me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Hmmm... I'm pretty sure we don't have any bats. Don't bring the Sox into this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 I'm debating sharing how mice ruined sex for me once. I know, I'm leaving a hanging curve ball. Sheesh. You better share, anything you say will be better than what this group could come up with Steff, This time of year they are trying to fins a warm place to live and your house seems like a mice place for them. If you can find a tight squeeze place the cats can't get to (behind washer/dryer?) place a spring trap baited with some peanut butter. Don't be kind, kill the little flea carrying rodents. You may also want to get a snake, they love the mice as well. Just don't give the Mouse a Cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 LMFAO, Damn, that's it; all my votes for funniest, goes to Ribbie, you crack me up. I was wondering how you had 8 votes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 I'm debating sharing how mice ruined sex for me once. I know, I'm leaving a hanging curve ball. Sheesh. Good grief... what a way to hijack a thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Don't bring the Sox into this ROTF!!! It never even crossed my mind to use that in that way.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 ON a side note I have a lot of dead mouses in front of my house thanks to my cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 ON a side note I have a lot of dead mouses in front of my house thanks to my cat Ahem...mice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Ahem...mice? no mr eye....there's more than one...so it's miceS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 I'm debating sharing how mice ruined sex for me once. I know, I'm leaving a hanging curve ball. Sheesh. since everyone else has showed such restraint... it's my job to go nuts...After all unlike Miguel Olivo I can actually hit a curve. 1. I thought Richard Gere was into Gerbils. 2. Doesn't it tickle when they bite? 3. It must have been one of the "three blind mice." 4. Yeah but tell us about the time you ended up in the ER because of sex. 5. Are you sure it was only once? Okay, I've got to leave rom for someone else to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 OK... to stop with any more jokes. Stupid The Cheat. Strongbad wouldn't make those jokes. Anyway, about three summers ago, my ex and I were making out in the basement of his mom's summer cottage. I was staying there for the weekend and we were in my room... We were cuddling and were going to get into bed and as we were making out, I pulled back the covers and dozens of baby mice flew out the bed. Apparently, one of the pillows was turned into a nest. He freaked out. I thought it was kinda funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Almost as bad as I was thinking. I was thinking in the middle, all of a sudden you felt little mice at the bottom of the bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 wait a sec... that rat didn't look anything like this, did it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 2. Doesn't it tickle when they bite? Damn you for heading me off to the Richard Gere/gerbil line....Stupid Cheat indeed :fyou And to asnwer your question, they defang and declaw the animal before putting him in the special wrapper....Hope it helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 ON a side note I have a lot of dead mouses in front of my house thanks to my cat My cat used to catch mouses too BEGOOD, until 1 day he got into a fight with the cat down the street and now he can't walk properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 Damn you for heading me off to the Richard Gere/gerbil line....Stupid Cheat indeed :fyou And to asnwer your question, they defang and declaw the animal before putting him in the special wrapper....Hope it helps. I dont wanna know how you know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 I dont wanna know how you know that. Get your mind out of the gutter, wino. I saw it on the Discovery Channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 Get your mind out of the gutter, wino. I saw it on the Discovery Channel. That must be a different "discovery" channel than on my cable It wasn't interactive was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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