Texsox Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Just a few top stories from today's headlines: First-class passenger tries to enter cockpit... Woman arrested after assaulting crew, air marshal, flight headed to Twin Cities... Man arrested for box cutter on plane... Flight bound for Detroit makes emergency landing... Airmarshals halt man who charges towards cockpit on flight from Honolulu-to- Seattle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I'm flying in 10 days houston to phily... I'm just letting everyone know, that any motherf***er that prevents me from seeing miss sox4life is gonna get ass-raped. Not ass-raped in a lustful homosexual way. But ass-raped in a "You-messed-with-the-wrong-dude-on-the-wrong-flight-in-the-wrong-country, you'll-be-thinking-to-yourself-damn-I-shouldn't-have-done-this,-Allah-ain't-worth-no-throbing-ass" way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I'm flying in 10 days houston to phily... I'm just letting everyone know, that any motherf***er that prevents me from seeing miss sox4life is gonna get ass-raped. Not ass-raped in a lustful homosexual way. But ass-raped in a "You-messed-with-the-wrong-dude-on-the-wrong-flight-in-the-wrong-country, you'll-be-thinking-to-yourself-damn-I-shouldn't-have-done-this,-Allah-ain't-worth-no-throbing-ass" way. Jay Mohr. That was an awsome skit I loved the next part where Osama asked for volunteers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 I'm flying in 10 days houston to phily... I'm just letting everyone know, that any motherf***er that prevents me from seeing miss sox4life is gonna get ass-raped. Not ass-raped in a lustful homosexual way. But ass-raped in a "You-messed-with-the-wrong-dude-on-the-wrong-flight-in-the-wrong-country, you'll-be-thinking-to-yourself-damn-I-shouldn't-have-done-this,-Allah-ain't-worth-no-throbing-ass" way. NO MEANS NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 NO MEANS NO or in Tex's case....PLEASE MORE DON'T STOP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I would fly but no one fly's in my family, The only time I flyed was when I was 0 and needed to go to a Boston hospital for a liver operation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I feel perfectly safe. How many flights took off and landed during the span of time covered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Why are we worried about flights when the new scare is...*gasp* almanacs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Hell yeah I was nervous the first time I boarded the 4-seater Cesna in Paluwoki. But the instructor calmed me down and it was awesome thereon. Expensive but awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Not ass-raped in a lustful homosexual way Quoting the Bard again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Quoting the Bard again? bard= Jay Mohr? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 I'm perfectly okay w/ it....I flew into NY a few days before we became on the High Orange alert.....We came back when the Orange was in full effect; everything seemed pretty safe to me. Speaking of which, it was kind of crazy. It was my first time in NY. We wanted to see the Statue of Liberty and what not, but a lot of that stuff has closed since 9/11, which is understandable. So we took the Staten Island Ferry across the NY Harbor. It was kind of crazy to see, since we were in the High alert, the coast guard had boats all over the harbor...and you could see them out there w/ their snipers. Scary stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 OK so a plane just went down leaving Egypt Here's the text Egyptian Charter Jet Crashes Into Red Sea 23 minutes ago By MOHAMED KHALIFA, Associated Press Writer CAIRO, Egypt - A charter airliner with 135 people aboard — most of them French tourists — crashed into the Red Sea shortly after takeoff early Saturday from the resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, according to airport officials in Cairo. No survivors were immediately found. The Boeing 737 jet took off shortly before 5 a.m. (10 p.m. EST) and quickly disappeared from radar about seven miles south of the airport, airport officials said, speaking on customary condition of anonymity. The crash occurred amid a week of heightened concerns about terrorist threats from the air that have led to increased security and canceled flights around the world. But an initial statement from the Ministry of Civil Aviation called the crash an "accident" and said crews were searching for the wreckage. It gave no ideas on the possible cause. The officials said 127 passengers and eight crew members were aboard the jet operated by the private Egyptian company Air Flash en route to Cairo, and most were French tourists. Rescue teams rushed to the scene but found no immediate survivors. A Guinean-registered Boeing 727, carrying mostly Lebanese passengers, plunged into the Atlantic Ocean off the West African nation of Benin on Dec. 25, killing at least 130 of the 161 people aboard. Sharm el-Sheik is a popular Red Sea tourist resort that also frequently hosts major political and economic summits. Egypt has held several meetings on peace in the Middle East there, including one in which President Bush (news - web sites) met with regional leaders in June over the "road map" plan toward creating a Palestinian state. Maybe a little scared -- seriously wondering --- all of those grounded flight were from france -- and now this flight was mostly french tourists I may just be a conspiracy theorist, but this all seems fishy to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted January 3, 2004 Share Posted January 3, 2004 I'm perfectly okay w/ it....I flew into NY a few days before we became on the High Orange alert.....We came back when the Orange was in full effect; everything seemed pretty safe to me. Speaking of which, it was kind of crazy. It was my first time in NY. We wanted to see the Statue of Liberty and what not, but a lot of that stuff has closed since 9/11, which is understandable. So we took the Staten Island Ferry across the NY Harbor. It was kind of crazy to see, since we were in the High alert, the coast guard had boats all over the harbor...and you could see them out there w/ their snipers. Scary stuff! This seems ironic somehow, but I can't quite put my finger on why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 3, 2004 Author Share Posted January 3, 2004 Don't you feel safer with a bunch of automatic weapons around you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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