Gene Honda Civic Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Apparently Britney Spears was married this weekend in Vegas, to Jason Alexander??? Let me be the first to say WTF??? Stupid Yahoo Link Use with extreme caution EDIT: found a better link I guess that waiting 'til marriage thing made her wanna tie the knot really soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I actually saw a news story bout that bout an hour ago, wow mayb that mid life crisis did mess her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I don't believe it either way....but I thought you were talking about George Costanza's Jason Alexander...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I don't believe it either way....but I thought you were talking about George Costanza's Jason Alexander...... Yeah I thought that too 1st time I saw it. He must hav finally perfected Jerry's move on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 The swirl! Now he just better have someone else lick those envelopes.....He better not kill Britney!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest williestokes Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Jason Alexander? The KFC guy?! Whoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Jason Alexander? The KFC guy?! Whoa. Ha well this thing says it's Jason Alexander, but it's 22 y/o Jason ...so it can't be the one from KFC and Seinfeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest williestokes Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Oh ok. Good night man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bones Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 ya had me thinking it was jason alexander from seinfeld there for a second. man, that really would've given hope to all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 paying homage to the former miss sox4life.... may your nappy dugout be kind to the new mr britney spears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 4, 2004 Author Share Posted January 4, 2004 nappy dugout I've never heard that one before... can I borrow it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 4, 2004 Author Share Posted January 4, 2004 just to add fuel to the fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I've never heard that one before... can I borrow it? haha, sure... you can use "gravel pit" as well... (that's wu tang clan) I forget where I got nappy dugout from....definitely second hand joke, so use it as much as you like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 just to add fuel to the fire LMFAO!! Well how could she resist I mean really, wait till he introduces her to his parents though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 just to add fuel to the fire Ahahahahaha.....such a classic episode.... Wait... That's EVERY episode! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurcieOne Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 We had a deal Jerry... you broke the deal!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 We had a deal Jerry... you broke the deal!!!!! Dunno if Michael Richards is married or not, but George would hav won the pact cos Jerry got married already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 Looks like George may hav blew it, POP princess Britney Spears has tied the knot with a childhood friend, but an annulment may be just around the corner, US media reported today.The 22-year-old diva walked down the aisle at a Las Vegas wedding chapel early yesterday, the reports said, marrying Jason Alexander, also 22, a friend from her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana whom she had recently begun dating. Spears wore jeans and a baseball cap, and was escorted down the aisle by a hotel bellman, according to People.com. But she is already making plans to annul the marriage, describing it as "a joke that went too far," one source told People. "I don't even know if she loves him," a source said. The two apparently decided to marry while partying at the Palms Casino Hotel Friday night, and did so at the Little White Wedding Chapel, a famous get-hitched-quick spot on the Las Vegas Strip. A copy of the marriage licence, which they obtained at a Las Vegas courthouse, has been posted on the Internet. The honeymoon was spent back at the Palms, but the next night Spears was seen dining with a group that did not include the groom at a hotel steakhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 How's this on your dating resume: Yeah, and ah, like I was married once before, to ahh, Britney *f***ing* Spears whoo whooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 4, 2004 Author Share Posted January 4, 2004 I stand by my original post... she's come out and said that she wasn't going to have sex 'til marriage, then she had some fun with JT. But, she said she was still going to "wait". I guess if you just Jet to vegas and get married everytime you wanna bump uglies that's OK in her book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I stand by my original post... she's come out and said that she wasn't going to have sex 'til marriage, then she had some fun with JT. But, she said she was still going to "wait". I guess if you just Jet to vegas and get married everytime you wanna bump uglies that's OK in her book. actually i remember her coming out and admitting that she did it with boyband hottie JT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 4, 2004 Author Share Posted January 4, 2004 actually i remember her coming out and admitting that she did it with boyband hottie JT. that's what i meant when I said "had some fun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurcieOne Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Where could you go but down after marrying britney spears? This guy's life just peaked and he doesnt even know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Where could you go but down after marrying britney spears? This guy's life just peaked and he doesnt even know it. And its going to be over in a day or two when it gets annulled. Still, this is his 15 minutes of fame and oh man would that be awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Sounds like somebody got drunk. Either way it's quality work by this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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