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The Top 5 Things Overheard on Britney Spears' Honeymoon

 

 

5> "You didn't use a condom?!? Well, don't worry -- we can get

*that* mistake annulled, too."

 

4> "Well, we still had more sex than Liza and David Gest and

Michael and Lisa Marie combined."

 

3> "Hello, room service? I have a complaint: Someone has already

eaten my Pop Tart."

 

2> "It's not pierced; it was wired shut by my record label."

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing

Overheard on Britney Spears' Honeymoon...

 

 

1> "You are soooo cute. Look at you! You are absolutely

adorable. You are-- I'LL BE RIGHT OUT, JASON...

I'M IN THE BATHROOM!"

 

Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list:

http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml

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