ottawa_sox Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Spinal Tap: Big Bottom, big bottom Talkin 'bout big buns My girl's gottem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz song lyrics Get Crunk Who U Wit Da Album Bounce Dat Ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass [Hook] Bounce that ass hoe Bounce, bounce, bounce that ass hoe Bounce, bounce, bounce that ass hoe Bounce, bounce, bounce that ass hoe Now that drop that s*** Drop, drop, drop that s*** Drop, drop, drop that s*** Drop, drop, drop that s*** Drop that s*** [Verse 1] Get yo ass to the floor and shake ya rump [Repeat 3x's] Shake, shake, shake, shake [Repeat 3x's] Bounce yo ass to the beat while you touch yo feet [Repeat 3x's] Pop that thang and roll with it [Repeat 3x's] [Hook] [Chyna Whyte] I'ma shake-shake it like I wanna Bounce-bounce it on the floor make you see I wanna Walk-walk it like a dog right there on the corner Make you say 'Who that girl with that Thug Life tatted on her' See people want it ha that's how we do Screamin' 'Ahh-yah-ya-yah' me and my crew Live in a zoo That why I got a strap too Twurk that ass if I want blow a bag boo And act a donkey, act a monkey Get a fifth of gin to see this chick get funky like a junkie Show what this raw darlin' 6 years of hustlin', see where it brought me This ghetto monkey, I'm livin' lawless Livin' life is the hardest Tryin' to live marvelous in a world full of garbage I'ma talk it If you don't want it, don't start it Cause I'ma put it down the way you want it n**** [Hook] Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass Get the f*** out the way, cause here they come Them hoes shakin' that ass [Hook] B-B-Bounce that ass hoe (Shake, shake, shakin' that ass) B-B-Bounce that ass hoe (Shake, shake, shakin' that ass) B-B-Bounce that ass hoe (Shake, shake, shakin' that ass) B-B-Bounce that ass B-B-Bounce that ass [REPEAT] B-B-Bounce that ass hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Guess I will have to go old school Everybody, get on the floor, let's dance! Don't fight your feelings, give yourself a chance! Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. You can, you can do it very well. You're the best in the world, I can tell. Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. Shake shake, shake shake! Shake shake, shake shake! Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 contributing to the madness.... Wreckx 'N Effect Yeah All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3-4 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2 Check, baby, check, baby, 1 It's called rump shaker, the piece is like sweeter than candy I'm feelin' manly and you say it's comin' in handy Slidin' my claws from New York down by N. Virginia Ticklin' you around Delaware before I enter Total seduction, from face, hips, to feet A wiggle and jiggle can make the night complete Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award Here's a hint, it's like a long chop sword Flip town, so let me see you shake it up like dice The way you shake your rump is turnin' mighty men to mice But A+ got a surprise that's a back breaker Now let me see you shake your rump like a rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3-4 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2 Check, baby, check, baby, 1 It's Teddy, ready with the 1-2 checker Wreckx-N-Effect is in effect, but I'm the wrecker Off the track, 'bout the honey shakin' rumps and they backs in Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin' The action is packed than a jam like the kinds of beat Bound to get you up, cold flowin' like a faucet Not meant to make you sit, Not meant to make you jump But Jet make the hotties in the parties shake your rump I like the way you comb your hair, uh I like the stylish clothes you wear, uh It's just the little things you do, uh That makes me wanna get with you, uh All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump Shake it, shake it, shake it, now shake it She could spend every birthday butt naked Body and soul, makin' me wanna squish her More just in the game a rumper like a sub-woofer Shake it to the left, shake it to the right I don't mind stickin' it to her every single night Come on pass the poom-poom, send it to papa Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, don't stoppa Let me see you do the booty hock, and now I'll make the booty stock Now drop and do the booty rock The way you're shakin' your grill's really kill It's makin' broth' ills up a whole lot of pills But I ain't into trickin' just to treatin' And I ain't into treatin' every trick that I'm meetin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, shake it, baby, shake it down, shake it like that All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3-4 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-1 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3-4 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-1 All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3-4 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-1 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3-4 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2-3 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-2 Check, baby, check, baby, 1-1 All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom Just shake your rump All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom Just shake your rump Break it down Just shake your rump WNE is in effect Peace And we out I hope no one actally remembers this song... 'cuz it's stuck in my head now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Guess I will have to go old school The way this is going you may need to move it to SL&P and rename it "The ass thread". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 You guys are out of control!!! Don't you have any work to do...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 You guys are out of control!!! Don't you have any work to do...? Yeah, I have to find somemore booty songs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 50 Cent No Mercy, No Fear Fat b**** (feat. G-Unit) We over here... with some fat chicks [50] Nah, I don't be f***in wit them fat b****es That's Yayo [Chorus] Don't be stuck on the things they say now you know it's a nasty world (you know it's a nasty world) I ain't f***in wit you anyway cause I know your a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl) I ain't never gon discriminate so let me compliment your eyes (compliment my eyes) Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat [50] Them Twinkies got your ass gettin' fat fat Them cookies got your ass gettin' fat fat That paint got your ass gettin' fat fat b**** you grown, that ain't baby fat fat In the gym I see your ass up on the stair master But you got it on level 2, b**** go a little faster Look girl I ain't gon lie, I'll tell you how I feel They should hand cuff your big ass to the treadmill You wanna work out now, cause you know its gettin' hot And your big ass fin to pop all up out the halter top Find the right chick, wearing some tight s***, and it's on See your ass wearing some tight s***, we like 'She wrong' [Chorus] Don't be stuck on the things they say now you know it's a nasty world (know it's a nasty world) I ain't f***in wit you anyway cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl) I ain't never gon discriminate so let me compliment your eyes (compliment my eyes) [50] Yeah, you got some nice eyes, but you's a big b**** man Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat That Burger King dun got your ass fat fat McDonald's dun got your ass fat fat That Dominos dun got your ass fat fat Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat [Lloyd Banks] I like 'em slim in the waste, curves in the right place A b**** wit hips, lips, and a nice face Your appetite'll put a dent up in a n**** salary You need to stop burnin that weed, and burn a calorie Your attitude is like you always have gear You got a pony tail, you ain't always have hair I just wanna see your Capri's comin' down Mami we run the town, stay away if you 300 pounds [Chorus] Don't be stuck on the things they say now you know it's a nasty world (know it's a nasty world) I ain't f***in wit you anyway cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl (know your a nasty girl) I ain't never gon discriminate so let me compliment your eyes [50] I'll say something nice about ya eyes, cause you's a big b**** man Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat Them Entenmann's dun got your ass fat fat Them Little Debbie's dun got your ass fat fat These cup cakes dun got your ass fat fat Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat [Tony Yayo] I ain't no trick, I ain't have to borrow with my wallet Freakin' off in your car, on your closet It ain't nothing wrong wit a big, strong girl If you can cook your ass off, I'll give you the world You can be skinny or fat, white or black n**** pussy is pussy so, yeah, I'll hit that I'm a freak, sure I love minage a trois And I really care lees if you twice my size [Chorus] Don't be stuck on the things they say now you know it's a nasty world ' It's a nasty world I ain't f***in wit you anyway cause I know your a nasty girl - You's a nasty girl I ain't never gon discriminate, so let me compliment your eyes [50] I'm a compliment your eyes Yayo'll f*** wit you big b****es but I'm a stay the f*** away from ya Them Twinkies got your ass gettin' fat fat Them cookies got your ass gettin' fat fat That paint got your ass gettin' fat fat b**** you grown, that ain't baby fat fat Stay the f*** away from, you f***in fat b**** f*** wit Tony Yayo, ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 You guys are out of control!!! Don't you have any work to do...? No, I am extremely bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 No, I am extremely bored. Jim's laughing at you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 BEST.THREAD.EVAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 The way this is going you may need to move it to SL&P and rename it "The ass thread". Actually I think I will move this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Actually I think I will move this... Oh thank you... the last thing we need is a visitor coming here for sports and finding this mess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oh thank you... the last thing we need is a visitor coming here for sports and finding this mess... I couldn't resist the subtitle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 I couldn't resist the subtitle OMFG!!! Classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Did someone say a classic... Ow she's a Brick-house, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out. She's a brick-house, that lady's stacked, that's a fact, Ain't holdin' nothin' back, ow she's a brick-house, Well we're together everybody knows, this is how the story goes. She knows she's got everything, that a woman needs, to get a man. How can she lose, with such a youth, Thirty six, twenty four, thirty six, what a winning hand! She's a Brick-house, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out. Yea she's a brick-house, that lady's stacked, And that's a fact, aint holdin nothin back, oh she's a brick-house, Yeah she's the one, the only one, built like an amazon. The clothes she wears, her sexy ways, Makes her, ol' man wish, for younger days yeah yeah She knows she's built, and knows how to please. Sho' nuff can knock a strong man to his knees. Cause she's a brick-house, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 E.U. The Butt Alright. Come on. Sing it one time (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) Sing! Ow! (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) Ha! Ha! Walked in this place surprised to see A big girl gettin´ busy, just rockin´ to the go-go beat The way she shook her booty sho´ looked good to me I said, ´Come here, big girl, won´t you rock my world Show that dance to me.´ She was CHORUS: Doin´ the butt. Hey pretty, pretty When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey Doin´ the butt. Hey sexy, sexy Ain´t nothing wrong, if you wanna do the butt all night long (Hey yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) Ow, what you gonna do about it (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee) Shake it! (Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) I took that girl out on the floor She rocked me from the backside We did the butt til it made me sore Now, it´s a physical thing, but not hard to do You just shake-a shake shake shake Shake-a shake shake Doin´ the butt the whole night through, come on CHORUS That´s right! Shake your butt. Come on! Gimme that butt! Gimme that butt! Tanya got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) Theresa got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) Irene got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) Melissa got a big ol´ butt now And Sonya got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) And Shirley got a big ol´ butt (oh yeah?) Ol´ Tammy got a bubble butt (oh yeah?) Steff got a big ol' butt (oh yeah?) Little Keisha got a big ol´ butt, now, gimme the butt! (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) I´m gonna drop you lines, before we set up We´re screamin´ at girls with the big ol´ butt, sing it (Yeah-ee yeah. Yeah-ee) Ow! (Yeah-ee, Yeah-ee Yeah) I want your butt. That butt. That big ol´ big ol´ butt. Ow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Shake Your Thang Lyrics [Ow, shake it! Yeah, oh, you're lookin' sweet, baby Yes, indeedy Funky (get down)] We was on a dancefloor shakin' our thing To a funky beat with a go-go swing Everyone was watching, they stared in shock Amazed at how Salt and Pepa was rock- In the place with a smile on my face Some got upset and then tried to base They called us nasty, said we danced dirty Claimed we were freaks, cheap, even flirty Pepa got pissed and pulled out a pump I was all set not to jet but to jump Spin broke it up and asked not to break Said, "They don't understand the way you..." CHORUS Shake your thang, owww Do what you wanna do I can't tell you how to catch a groove It's your thang (It's your thing) Do what you wanna do I won't tell you who to sock it to Shake that thing, c'mon, y'all, shake it We could get loose, but we can't get naked It's not a crime, it's legal, we answered Look again - see? We're just dancin' Relax a bit, now ain't that better? I think it's time for you to get a... Partner, doe-see, gather in closely I wanna see the ones that mostly Front on a cutie, hope you're not fruity Do your duty and... CHORUS Come on, y'all, shake that thing You got to just show no shame I want you to shake that thing Come on, y'all, show no shame Shake your thang, yeah yeah Oh, you're lookin' sweet, baby Owww, I won't tell you how to catch a groove It's my thing, and I'll swing it the way that I feel With a little seduction and some sex appeal It's Friday night, and I just got paid I'm checking out the fella with the high-top fade Moving in closely, ready for the kill Steppin' on a dancefloor, think you're ill But if I guy touch my body I just put him in check I said, "We just met", "We can't do that yet" I'm not a pick-up (no), this ain't a stick up (boy) I'm not stuck up (yeah), and turn to kick up And just rock, baby-pop, don't stop Stick out your butt, and shake what you got CHORUS Oooo, I like hip-hop mixin' with go-go, baby It's my thing, and I shake it crazy Don't try and tell me how to party It's my dance, yup, and it's my body The shirt I wear may be low cut My jeans fit nice, it shows off my butt Designer down from head to toe Oooo, my hair, neck, and fingers is crazy-glow Now please stop blushin', we're just dancing, dummy C'mon, we both know I don't want you for your money Cuz we like to rap so we always rhyme I like to dance, oooo, and I like to grind I like this song, I like this beat I'll see you later, where shall we... CHORUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oye Ve!! Jim just sat here and tried to read this... at page 3 he's like "how long is this...?" Brando.. HUGE props for Brick House.. Jim LOVES that song!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Guess I will have to go old school Bollocks! Everyone knows what the real "shake it" is Shake it, shake it Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show 'em how we do it now Show 'em how we do it now Let show the world we can dance Bad enough to strut our stuff The music gives us a chance We do more out on the floor Groovin' loose or heart to heart We put in motion every single part Funky sounds wall to wall We're bumpin' booties Havin' us a ball, y'all Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show ▒em how we do it now Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show ▒em how we do it now We got the rhythm tonight All the rest know we're the best Our shadows crash in the light Twistin', turnin', we keep burnin' Shake it high or shake it low We take our bodies where they wanna go Feel that beat, never stop Oh, hold me tight Spin me like a top Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show ▒em how we do it now Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show ▒em how we do it now There's nothing more that I'd like to do Than take the floor and dance with you Keep dancin', let's keep dancin' Shake it, shake it Shake it, shake it Groovin' loose or heart to heart We put in motion every single part Funky sounds wall to wall We're bumpin' booties Havin' us a ball, y'all Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show ▒em how we do it now Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show ▒em how we do it now, yeah Shake it Show ▒em how we do it now, yeah Shake it, shake it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oye Ve!! Jim just sat here and tried to read this... at page 3 he's like "how long is this...?" Brando.. HUGE props for Brick House.. Jim LOVES that song!! Tell Jim he is a wimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Tell Jim he is a wimp He knows.. He bowed out. "I can't read all this!?!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 I tried reading through the whole thing and couldn't. I have one question, at any time did steff post a pic of her booty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 In the interest of full disclosure, here are my faves from WSSI, en rote: -Voodoochile -jeremy (please leave and come here) -DrCrawdad -jerry manuel -Dadawg77 -lip -randar -kermitthefrog -torn labrum -cumonshoe -xil (apu) -grobber -viva magglio -huskers -hangar (you dog!) -RKmeibalane -voodoochile (because it bears repeating) -cheese-n-rice -Maury -Killa -doubleM -fanof14 -cwsox -maindenvoyage -hold2dibber -iwritecode -Corg (he is ubiquitous and omnipotent!) -kingxerves -FarWestChicago (you're militant and you banned me but I love ya) -Marq People I could take or leave: -PaleHoseGeorge (mainly because of the harmless mook's fascist tendencies and GOP-induced psychosis) -Daver (hurts defenseless animals and then eats them and then stuffs them) That's about it. If I remember more, I'll post more. Of course!-- WinningUgly!-- how could one forget! Stupid, sexy WinningUgly!.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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