BrandoFan Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 HA HA! OH my! I dont even want to know what your profession is. So far waht I know about you is that you love f**s and you have a tight ass becuase your profession requires it. I don't know if this is a very good combo. Well enough of this thread. Ill read your posts soon I guess Brando. Read ya soon. That's right I love f**s, and am pretty unapologetic about it. Gotta a problem wit dat? What profession? Thespiano magnifico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 QUOTE Actually, you're the first person who said I was voodoo, very perceptive fella you are. Please don't let this be true!!!!! I came to this board to get away from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 I must say you were one of the few posters I enjoyed reading on WSI. I also enjoyed reading Gumshoe at times. Although he seemed to get pessimistic at times as well. I could really do without Lip, Daver, and Voodoo In the interest of full disclosure, here are my faves from WSSI, en rote: -Voodoochile -jeremy (please leave and come here) -DrCrawdad -jerry manuel -Dadawg77 -lip -randar -kermitthefrog -torn labrum -cumonshoe -xil (apu) -grobber -viva magglio -huskers -hangar (you dog!) -RKmeibalane -voodoochile (because it bears repeating) -cheese-n-rice -Maury -Killa -doubleM -fanof14 -cwsox -maindenvoyage -hold2dibber -iwritecode -Corg (he is ubiquitous and omnipotent!) -kingxerves -FarWestChicago (you're militant and you banned me but I love ya) -Marq People I could take or leave: -PaleHoseGeorge (mainly because of the harmless mook's fascist tendencies and GOP-induced psychosis) -Daver (hurts defenseless animals and then eats them and then stuffs them) That's about it. If I remember more, I'll post more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 I'm sure I glad I read this whole thread! There's 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Rector Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 I'm sure I glad I read this whole thread! There's 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back. At least it was more interesting than watching water boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Well, this was fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Wow, I will have to say, that didn't end the way that I thought it would It was a good book with plenty of action, twists, and plot changes. I give it 3 1/2 stars out of 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 At least it was more interesting than watching water boil. Was it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 In order of fun: 1.Boiling water 2.This Thread 3. Paint Drying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 In order of fun: 1.Boiling water 2.This Thread 3. Paint Drying Thanks for clarifying..... I was having trouble separating them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 No Problem...it's what I do best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oh for the love of God.... DIE THREAD DIE!!!! Please...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oh for the love of God.... DIE THREAD DIE!!!! Please...? That's exactly what I was thinking while reading page 10! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oh for the love of God.... DIE THREAD DIE!!!! Please...? Yes we should stop posting in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Yes we should stop posting in this thread This will be my last post in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 This will be my last post in this thread all done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oh for the love of God.... DIE THREAD DIE!!!! Please...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oh for the love of God.... DIE THREAD DIE!!!! Please...? NEVER!!!!! Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt It is so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f*** Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt need to go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 OMG SS'er!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 I'd prefer: Make a move, Feelin right, lookin sexy, lookin fine Baddest chick, chick inside, DJ jammin' night inspite of me, attendin' this, there you are, come on baby, don't you wanna, dance with me can you handle, handle me you gotta do whats betta if you gunna dance wit' me tonight, you gotta work your jelly if you gunna dance with me tonight read my lips carefully if you like what you see, if you move to the groove you can hang with me by the looks i got you shook up and scared of me although you sit there til time of take off Chorus: I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya baby I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe Baby can you handle this, baby can you handle this baby can you handle this I don't think you can handle this wooooo I'm about to break ya off, Destiny's child on the ball, leave my hips, move my thys swing my hair, square my eyes Lookin hott(ah), Smellin good(sss) Groove in line, from the hood throw my shoulder, blow you a kiss can you handle, handle this I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe Move your body up and down(woo) make your booty touch the ground(woo) I can't help but wonder why is my vibe to vibalacious for ya babe I shake my jelly at every chance when i'm whip to my hip you jsut slip into a transe I'm hoping you can handle all the jelly that i have Now lets cuddle up while we get this chance(yeah) pop body oh body pop body oh body oh body eh' om body oh ew oh um POW POW POW POW I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you ready for this jelly i don't think you ready for this jelly I don't think you ready for this Is my body to bootylicious for ya babey hehe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Fat Bottomed Girls Are you gonna take me home tonight ? Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey! Wooh I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies everytime C'mon Oh won't you take me home tonight ? Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Hey listen here Now I got mortgages on homes I got stiffness in ma' bones Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh but I still get my pleasure Still get my greatest treasure Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me Now get this Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please) Oh down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Get on your bikes and ride Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls Yeah yeah yeah Alright, ride 'em, c'mon Fat bottomed girls - yes yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Fat Bottomed Girls Are you gonna take me home tonight ? Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round ... QUEEN!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 QUEEN!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Yep.. this bad boy ain't going nowhere!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt It is so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f*** Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt need to go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Oh that Byron and his enchanting rhymes. Anyway.... Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you move, mama Get on the floor and move your big booty moma We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma (REEEEEEEWIIIIIIND) Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty Shake big thing like we in the city of sin, and Hey shorty, I know you wanna party the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty Cutie cutie, make sure you move big booty Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and Hey shorty, I know you wanna party the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty I got a naughty naughty style and a naughty naughty crew But everything I do, I do just for you Im a little bit of Or, and a bigger bit of Nu The true n*ggers know that the peas come thru We never cease(NOO), we never die no we never disease(NOO) We multiply like we mathamatice Then we drop bombs like we in the middle east (The bomb bombas, the base move dramas) Naw y'all knaw, who we are y'all knaw, we the stars Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards And, lookin' hot without bodygaurds (I do) what I can (Y'all come thru)will.i.am And still I stand, with still mic in hand (So come on mama, dance to the druma) Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama (hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama (yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma (hey)so shake your bambama, come on now mama Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama (hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama (yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma (la la la la la) We the big town stumpas, and and big sound pumpas The beat bump bumpas in your trunk trunkas The girlies in the club with the big plump plumpas And when I'm makin' love, my hip hump humps It never quits(NOOOO) we need to carry 9mm clips(NOOOO) Dont wanna squize trigger, just wanna squize t*ts (lubaluba)cause we the show stoppas And the chief rockas, number one chief rockas Naw y'all knaw, who we are y'all knaw, we the stars Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards How we rockin' it girl, without body guards Now she be, its dirty, from the crew BET, come and take heed, as we take the lead (so come on bubba, dance to the druma) Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama (yaw)get on the floor and move your booty mama (wuh)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma (NAWWWW, NAWWW) Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and Hey shorty, I know you wanna party the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty But the race is not, for the swiss But who really can, take control of it And tippa irie and the black eyed peas will be thhhheeerre til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti Tippa is ouuuuuut Nosa dima shock, nosa dima ting everytime you sit there i hear, bling bling O wata ting, hear blacka sing grinding, and winding and the madda be moving in a perfect timing and we dance and dance to the end of the thing and we're really to nice, it finga akin like rice and peas and chicken and bling Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama (hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama (yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma (hey)so shake your bambama, come on now mama Hey mama, this that sh*t that make your bigbutt groove, mama (hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama (yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma (la la la la la Heavenly bomba'cleut.....zuk....sokah....Forgot about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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