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HA HA! OH my! I dont even want to know what your profession is. So far waht I know about you is that you love f**s and you have a tight ass becuase your profession requires it. I don't know if this is a very good combo. Well enough of this thread. Ill read your posts soon I guess Brando. Read ya soon.

That's right I love f**s, and am pretty unapologetic about it. Gotta a problem wit dat?

 

What profession? Thespiano magnifico.

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I must say you were one of the few posters I enjoyed reading on WSI. I also enjoyed reading Gumshoe at times. Although he seemed to get pessimistic at times as well. I could really do without Lip, Daver, and Voodoo

 

In the interest of full disclosure, here are my faves from WSSI, en rote:

 

-Voodoochile

-jeremy (please leave and come here)

-DrCrawdad

-jerry manuel

-Dadawg77

-lip

-randar

-kermitthefrog

-torn labrum

-cumonshoe

-xil (apu)

-grobber

-viva magglio

-huskers

-hangar (you dog!)

-RKmeibalane

-voodoochile (because it bears repeating)

-cheese-n-rice

-Maury

-Killa

-doubleM

-fanof14

-cwsox

-maindenvoyage

-hold2dibber

-iwritecode

-Corg (he is ubiquitous and omnipotent!)

-kingxerves

-FarWestChicago (you're militant and you banned me but I love ya)

-Marq

 

 

People I could take or leave:

 

gayhitler.jpg

 

-PaleHoseGeorge (mainly because of the harmless mook's fascist tendencies and GOP-induced psychosis)

-Daver (hurts defenseless animals and then eats them and then stuffs them)

 

That's about it. If I remember more, I'll post more.

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Oh for the love of God....

 

 

DIE THREAD DIE!!!!

 

 

 

Please...?

NEVER!!!!!

 

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt

It is so big

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Who understands those rap guys

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so round

It's just out there

I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so black

 

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up front

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got

Me so horny

Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz

Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

 

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

 

I'm tired of magazines

saying flat butt's the only thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back, so

 

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

 

(LA face with Oakland booty)

 

I like'em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal

 

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

I wannem real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mixalot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas

I wanna get with ya

I won't cus or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f***

Til the break of dawn

Baby, I got it goin on

A lot of pimps won't like this song

Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

 

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)

If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

 

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

 

Yeah baby

When it comes to females

Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection

36-24-36

Only if she's 5'3"

 

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

and tell you that the butt need to go

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You ain't it Miss Thang

Give me a sista I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

Cuz his girls were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And pulled up quick to get with 'em

So ladies if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

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I'd prefer:

 

Make a move, Feelin right, lookin sexy, lookin fine

Baddest chick, chick inside, DJ jammin' night

inspite of me, attendin' this, there you are,

come on baby, don't you wanna, dance with me

can you handle, handle me

you gotta do whats betta if you gunna dance wit' me tonight, you gotta work your jelly if you gunna dance with me tonight read my lips carefully if you like what you see,

if you move to the groove you can hang with me

by the looks i got you shook up and scared of me

although you sit there til time of take off

 

Chorus:

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya baby

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

 

Baby can you handle this,

baby can you handle this

baby can you handle this

I don't think you can handle this

wooooo

 

I'm about to break ya off,

Destiny's child on the ball,

leave my hips, move my thys

swing my hair, square my eyes

Lookin hott(ah), Smellin good(sss)

Groove in line, from the hood

throw my shoulder, blow you a kiss

can you handle, handle this

 

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

 

Move your body up and down(woo)

make your booty touch the ground(woo)

I can't help but wonder why is my vibe to vibalacious for ya babe

I shake my jelly at every chance

when i'm whip to my hip you jsut slip into a transe

I'm hoping you can handle all the jelly that i have

Now lets cuddle up while we get this chance(yeah)

 

pop body oh body

pop body oh body oh body eh' om body oh ew oh um

POW POW POW POW

 

 

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

 

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

 

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

 

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

 

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

 

I don't think you ready for this jelly

i don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

 

Is my body to bootylicious for ya babey hehe!

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Fat Bottomed Girls

 

 

Are you gonna take me home tonight ?

Ah down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out ?

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rockin' world go round

 

Hey I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me

Hey hey!

Wooh

 

I've been singing with my band

Across the wire across the land

I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies everytime

 

C'mon

Oh won't you take me home tonight ?

Oh down beside your red firelight

Oh and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

 

Hey listen here

Now I got mortgages on homes

I got stiffness in ma' bones

Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you)

Oh but I still get my pleasure

Still get my greatest treasure

Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

 

Now get this

Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)

Oh down beside that red firelight

Are you gonna let it all hang out ?

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

 

Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls

Fat bottomed girls

Yeah yeah yeah

Alright, ride 'em, c'mon

Fat bottomed girls - yes yes

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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt

It is so big

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Who understands those rap guys

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so round

It's just out there

I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so black

 

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up front

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got

Me so horny

Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz

Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

 

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

 

I'm tired of magazines

saying flat butt's the only thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back, so

 

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Baby got back

 

(LA face with Oakland booty)

 

I like'em round and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal

 

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

I wannem real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mixalot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas

I wanna get with ya

I won't cus or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f***

Til the break of dawn

Baby, I got it goin on

A lot of pimps won't like this song

Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

 

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)

If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back

 

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

 

Yeah baby

When it comes to females

Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection

36-24-36

Only if she's 5'3"

 

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

and tell you that the butt need to go

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You ain't it Miss Thang

Give me a sista I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

Cuz his girls were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And pulled up quick to get with 'em

So ladies if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back

 

Oh that Byron and his enchanting rhymes. :nono

 

 

Anyway....

 

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you move, mama

Get on the floor and move your big booty moma

We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma

(REEEEEEEWIIIIIIND)

Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty

Shake big thing like we in the city of sin, and

Hey shorty, I know you wanna party

the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty

Cutie cutie, make sure you move big booty

Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and

Hey shorty, I know you wanna party

the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty

 

I got a naughty naughty style and a naughty naughty crew

But everything I do, I do just for you

Im a little bit of Or, and a bigger bit of Nu

The true n*ggers know that the peas come thru

We never cease(NOO), we never die no we never disease(NOO)

We multiply like we mathamatice

Then we drop bombs like we in the middle east

(The bomb bombas, the base move dramas)

Naw y'all knaw, who we are

y'all knaw, we the stars

Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards

And, lookin' hot without bodygaurds

(I do) what I can

(Y'all come thru)will.i.am

And still I stand, with still mic in hand

(So come on mama, dance to the druma)

 

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama

(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama

(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma

(hey)so shake your bambama, come on now mama

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama

(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama

(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma

(la la la la la)

 

We the big town stumpas, and and big sound pumpas

The beat bump bumpas in your trunk trunkas

The girlies in the club with the big plump plumpas

And when I'm makin' love, my hip hump humps

It never quits(NOOOO) we need to carry 9mm clips(NOOOO)

Dont wanna squize trigger, just wanna squize t*ts

(lubaluba)cause we the show stoppas

And the chief rockas, number one chief rockas

Naw y'all knaw, who we are

y'all knaw, we the stars

Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards

How we rockin' it girl, without body guards

Now she be, its dirty, from the crew

BET, come and take heed, as we take the lead

(so come on bubba, dance to the druma)

 

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama

(yaw)get on the floor and move your booty mama

(wuh)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma

(NAWWWW, NAWWW)

Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty

Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and

Hey shorty, I know you wanna party

the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty

 

But the race is not, for the swiss

But who really can, take control of it

And tippa irie and the black eyed peas will be thhhheeerre

til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti

Tippa is ouuuuuut

 

Nosa dima shock, nosa dima ting

everytime you sit there i hear, bling bling

O wata ting, hear blacka sing

grinding, and winding

and the madda be moving in a perfect timing

and we dance and dance to the end of the thing

and we're really to nice, it finga akin

like rice and peas and chicken and bling

 

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama

(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama

(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma

(hey)so shake your bambama, come on now mama

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make your bigbutt groove, mama

(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama

(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma

(la la la la la

 

Heavenly bomba'cleut.....zuk....sokah....Forgot about

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