Pale Hose Jon Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 It seems that they finally came up with a better way of solving the problem Linky BTW did you know we give israel 7 million dollars a day in support while we give the starving children of africa nearly nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Just as we got rid of Izzy, you bump this up. Have you no shame, Sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Pig lard repels suicide bombers like garlic repels vampires. The rabbi also said that if the police do not use pig fat in buses, tens of thousands of ultra-Orthodox Jews will arm themselves with toy water pistols filled with liquid lard to be used against terrorists, Maariv reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Hose Jon Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 It was a good two weeks of peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Pig lard repels suicide bombers like garlic repels vampires. Sorry if it seems I'm insulting the Islamic religion here, but it seems so ridiculous that a pile of LARD can ward off suicide bombers. But if this simple solution solves the problem, why not? Picture Israelis carrying around super soakers full of lard instead of guns. Reminds of the movie "Lost Boys," where Corie Feldman and the other vampire hunter are filling up water pistols in a tub full of garlic/holy water. Although I would personally recommend water balloons; lard is too thick to shoot out of a plastic gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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