Flash Tizzle Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Nothing against them.......other then the odd feeling of joy I recieve from their troubles. From this experience, all of us can take pride in this accomplisment: everyone banded together to make Gili a national joke. This embarresment forced Afflect to screw Canadian strippers and once again make all of us believe hes a douchebag. Oh yeah, J-Lo is also a b**** and that probably had to do with the breakout. Heres excerpts from the story on AOL: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, Hollywood's most high-wattage celebrity couple, have split up, according to her publicist. "I am confirming the reports that Jennifer Lopez has ended her engagement to Ben Affleck," her publicist said. "At this difficult time, we ask that you respect her privacy." The break comes amid persistent rumors that the couple -- who were apart while Affleck, 31, attended the Sundance Film Festival and the European premieres of his film "Paycheck" earlier this month -- were growing apart. While Affleck was overseas, Lopez, 34, was seen partying in Miami with her old flame Sean "P. Diddy" Combs -- and going out minus her 6.1-carat pink-diamond engagement ring. Combs and Lopez both denied any romantic involvement, but the sightings only fueled talk that Bennifer was in trouble. Lopez and Affleck, who met while filming the critically savaged "Gigli" in spring 2002, became a couple in July that year as Lopez's marriage to Cris Judd (her second) collapsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 They are both annoying loons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 BENNIFER...NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 The human Beavis cracks me up every time I see him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 This is almost as pathetic as the A-Rod trade rumors, but I feel this time they're done for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 According to Otis from WSI, Jennifer Lopez will marry Nomar in a three way ceremony that will include Jarod Washburn, Britney Spears, Maggs and Oprah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 According to Otis from WSI, Jennifer Lopez will marry Nomar in a three way ceremony that will include Jarod Washburn, Britney Spears, Maggs and Oprah hahaha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop the tears........oh wait yes i can. Both of them are so god damn annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Who gives a rats ass. People who actually follow what happens between those two need to get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Too bad they won't be in more films together like Gigli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Too bad they won't be in more films together like Gigli. While we're on the subject of Ben Affleck, what the f*** is a "metrosexual" anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 According to Otis from WSI, Jennifer Lopez will marry Nomar in a three way ceremony that will include Jarod Washburn, Britney Spears, Maggs and Oprah OMG.. does Mia know about this..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 what the f*** is a "metrosexual" anyway? A metrosexual is a heterosexual guy who is meticulously well groomed, dressed well, and well mannered and usually lives near an urban place (but not always). Think Derek Jeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 A metrosexual is a heterosexual guy who is meticulously well groomed, dressed well, and well mannered and usually lives near an urban place (but not always). Think Derek Jeter. LOL Ok, since we're now subclassifying heterosexuals what does that make ill-mannered, poorly dressed slobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 LOL Ok, since we're now subclassifying heterosexuals what does that make ill-mannered, poorly dressed slobs? Men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 he's actually pretty funny in some of the kevin smith movies he's done. Mallrats, Chasing Amy, jay and silent bob strike back, dogma. his best line would have to be from mallrats. "she told me she was thirty-six! c'mon, you would have done her." jason lee is also hilarious in those movies. "fill this with soda, no ice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 A metrosexual is a heterosexual guy who is meticulously well groomed, dressed well, and well mannered and usually lives near an urban place (but not always). Think Derek Jeter. LMFAO. That would be da perfect comparison rite there. Isn't he married to Mariah Carey as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 LMFAO. That would be da perfect comparison rite there. Isn't he married to Mariah Carey as well? Ugh, I hope not! Think of the children!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Men I think I like the second category better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pastime Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Congratulations to Ben Affleck. He just got his life back. J-Hoe. LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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