NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Due to the preponderence of trade rumors ( they're imaginative if nothing else ) I think I'll steal a little of Ncorgbl's thunder and make a satirical "Trade Rumor of the Day" thread. Here is the first installment. Paul Konerko to the Dodgers for a bottle of 12 year old Scotch so Jerry Reinsdorf has something nice to get his buddy Bill Wirtz for his birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Olivo for Jenna Jameson. She probably can't hit or catch well, but we already know she can handle a Koch. Plus, we get the added bonus of watching her squat for 9 innings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Olivo for Jenna Jameson. She probably can't hit or catch well, but we already know she can handle a Koch. Plus, we get the added bonus of watching her squat for 9 innings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Olivo for Jenna Jameson. She probably can't hit or catch well, but we already know she can handle a Koch. Plus, we get the added bonus of watching her squat for 9 innings. As long as she doesn't pitch We all know it's easy to get to 3rd base off of her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted January 23, 2004 Author Share Posted January 23, 2004 As long as she doesn't pitch We all know it's easy to get to 3rd base off of her... s***, every guy I've seen with her hit a home run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Due to the preponderence of trade rumors ( they're imaginative if nothing else ) I think I'll steal a little of Ncorgbl's thunder and make a satirical "Trade Rumor of the Day" thread. Here is the first installment. Paul Konerko to the Dodgers for a bottle of 12 year old Scotch so Jerry Reinsdorf has something nice to get his buddy Bill Wirtz for his birthday. But the Dodgers have to buy the scotch from one of Worst's distributors so that Drunken Andy Griffith can get the money AND the buzz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Mine is a three-team deal. Boston Red Sox get ARod and Mags; Rangers get Ramirez and cash; White Sox get Nomar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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