CrimsonWeltall Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 oprah is SASSEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Excellent sig there, Crimsy. Insufficiently ironic and only mildly irreverent, however. Needs more work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I nominate Crimson for Outstandin Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Oprah: Wow, Deep....Deep. U go girl. Paul Hogan is Australia's Oprah-- a mogul, a healer, a thinker and a Saint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Paul Hogan is Australia's Oprah-- a mogul, a healer, a thinker and a Saint. Last time I saw Paul Hogan was in that stupid Crocodile Dundee sequel movie. What bout Steve Irwin if we're comparin ppl to Oprah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I love her book club. Oh yes I do. She's just super. I miss Dr. Phil from her show, but I'll live. She brigtens my day like a rainbow after some drizzle. Ill let her know how you feel about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Excellent sig there, Crimsy. Insufficiently ironic and only mildly irreverent, however. Needs more work. He did forget the Biggest Waste of Bandwidth award... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 He did forget the Biggest Waste of Bandwidth award... Yeah, that's why I only gave it ***1/2 assholes. Glaring omissions like that may never allow Crimsy to attain and then transcend perfection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Glaring omissions like that may never allow Crimsy to attain and then transcend perfection. talk to the hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 talk to the hand Who know who else talks to the hand like pro? Oprah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 I think I apply my hatred-by-association theory to Oprah, like I do with the Grateful Dead. I don't really hate Oprah herself all that much (same goes for the GD) but the amount of hatred I have for the followers of said entertainment icons spills over to the degree that I develop a small amount of hatred towards the icons themselves. The Oprah Book Club? Dr. Phil? Give me a f***ing break. These stupid women that rely on talk show hosts and unlicensed self-help gurus to guide their lives need to get a clue. How about actually utilizing your brain, rather than let the Oxygen channel tell you what to think, what to read, etc. These cheeba monkeys that think Oprah is the all-knowing, all-empathetic uber-goddess need to have a reality milkshake and realize that she is nothing more than a newscaster from Baltimore that took a better paying job in Chicago. You want diet advice? Call a f***ing nutritionist. You want book advice? Read the Review. Want advice on how to start a new career? Go to the goddamned local college, do some research, and figure it out for yourself. I don't know when common sense became on-high knowledge, but it probably occured around the same time that people came to expect praise simply for doing their job right. So you hate Oprah(and apparently the Grateful Dead) for the same reasons many of us hate the Cubs? Because your feelings of dislike towards those people is the same feeling I get when I think about the Cubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted February 4, 2004 Author Share Posted February 4, 2004 So you hate Oprah(and apparently the Grateful Dead) for the same reasons many of us hate the Cubs? Because your feelings of dislike towards those people is the same feeling I get when I think about the Cubs. I personally hate the Cubs because: -I just happen to -I want to -It's fun -I am a true Sox fan-- it's a Montesque-Capuletti thang people outside of Chicago wouldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 I personally hate the Cubs because: -I just happen to -I want to -It's fun -I am a true Sox fan-- it's a Montesque-Capuletti thang people outside of Chicago wouldn't understand. Me too. The main reason I hate the Cubs is because of their fans though. Arrogant jackasses. Speaking of that fun part, I don't think I had any more fun ever then watching their blowup in the NLCS. That was the most fun I've ever had watching baseball, bar none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted February 4, 2004 Author Share Posted February 4, 2004 Speaking of that fun part, I don't think I had any more fun ever then watching their blowup in the NLCS. That was the most fun I've ever had watching baseball, bar none. Oh, that surreal meltdown was DIVINE. I almost went crazy when their pinch-hitter split the gap against Farny and then again next day when Conine made the final out......Our neighbors were freaked out. I was truly happy, the amount of partying that week mysteriously tripled . In fact, one of the reasons I came back to this board a few weeks later-- I don't think I could have ever cared about baseball as much had the Evil Empire made it to the Series, let alone won it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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