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the list is toooooo damn long. 13-17 sucks!

 

But WHY? You speak from the personal experience or just in general? Or both?

 

There ain't nothing wrong with wanting a boy, esppecially if you love sports, I guess....but you mentioned girl-scout cookie thing as some horrible experience and it was kinda hilarious.

 

YMMV.

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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

 

Leonard Shelby: I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.

 

Gretchen: You're weird.

Donnie: Sorry.

Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.

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being a baseball place i'm surpised this ins't up yet

 

Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it's money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered they're heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. And the memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come

"Is this Heaven?"

"No, It's Iowa."

 

I love that quote because my Fiancee is from Iowa and it really is nice out there. Nothing much to do, but very relaxing.

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I forgot one, from the marriage consouler:

"We were at the Olive Garden for dinner the other night and I looked over at the waitress and started wondering, well, what color her underpants, or a....panties, were. I thought they were probably just your plain white cotton panties, but maybe I'd get lucky and they would be silk or a thong, or in some cool pattern. And that got me feeling, well......"
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hey i got up early and decided to go milk the cow (takes big swig from bucket)

 

cow??  we don't have any cows.  we have a bull.

"See Ismael, we have to leave with out her because there's an ohhh s***...."

 

(while the two are fighting) "There's a s*** cloud coming, run for your life!"

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"JUUUUUST A BIT OUT SIDE!"

Major League 1 and 2 are my favorite baseball movies of all time I think. I like Bull Durham a lot, and I like Field of Dreams, but there is something funny as hell about the Major League's that makes them the most enjoyable baseball movies to me.

 

I think my favorite line is the one that old b**** makes when Vaughn comes in to get them into the playoffs against the Yankees in ML1...

 

"I hate this f***in song."

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Hands down, the best quote from a sports movie.....

 

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, softcore pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days.

 

Crash Davis to Annie Savoy - Bull Durham

 

 

Oh My.......

 

Annie Savoy's response

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A handful from Fletch........

 

1. Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?

 

2. Can I borrow your towel? My car just got hit by a water buffalo.

 

3. Ya using the whole fist doc?

 

4. If you shoot me, you'll lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

 

5. Do you own rubber gloves? I rent em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

 

6. C'mon guys! It's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings these days.

 

7. ... and a damn fine answer if I do say so my damn self.

 

8. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a....... steak sandwich.

 

9. Ever seen a spleen that large? Nooo, no, not since breakfast.

 

10. Do you have the Beatles White Album? Nevermind, just get me a cup of hot fat..... and while you're out there, bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.

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Man I am disappointed........ No Fletch? No Caddyshack?

 

-You take drugs, Danny?

-Yes, sir.

-Good.

 

 

By now it's probably worn out and copied beyond belief. But the first time you hear it in the beginning of the movie, that familiar Chevy Chase flattening inflection-- catches catches by surprise....Only matched by the Dalai Lama BM bit. :headbang

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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.......It puts the lotion in the basket.......IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE f***ING BASKET!

 

--Silence of the Lambs

 

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

 

--Old School

 

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

--Airplane

 

Willie Mays Hayes: I'm Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes. Lou Brown: Well, you may run like Hayes, but you hit like s***.

 

--Major League

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indians gm: lou , how'd you like to manage the cleveland indians this year

 

lou brown: oh i dont know charlie , i got a guy on the other line waiting for a set of 4 whitewalls , ill have to call you back"

 

 

lou brown: the press in this town thinks we'd do everybody a big favor if we just went out back and shot ourselves

 

 

 

major league had some great dialogue

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A handful from Fletch........

 

1.  Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?

 

2.  Can I borrow your towel?  My car just got hit by a water buffalo.

 

3.  Ya using the whole fist doc?

 

4.  If you shoot me, you'll lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

 

5. Do you own rubber gloves?  I rent em.  I have a lease with an option to buy.

 

6.  C'mon guys!  It's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course.  It's all ball bearings these days.

 

7.  ... and a damn fine answer if I do say so my damn self.

 

8.  I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a....... steak sandwich.

 

9.  Ever seen a spleen that large?  Nooo, no, not since breakfast.

 

10.  Do you have the Beatles White Album?  Nevermind, just get me a cup of hot fat..... and while you're out there, bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.

Best movie Evar!!!! (yes, spelled wrong for effect) :headbang :headbang

 

"Come out here trying to look drugged out and out of place, they'll recognize it. Act like you don't give a crap, and you fit right in"

something like that

 

"Strange thing, it was someting your wife said to me last night while we were in bed. She said we wear the same size clothing, from the waist up I presume."

 

"Let's give it up for Fred, the Dorf, Dorfman!!!! His wife stood beside him during that venerial disease episode. And she had her own stint at Trembling Hills."

 

"Cash? I'm Impressed!!" "Saw my pimp today. Heres $1000. Keep 10 and go get yourself a nice piece of ass."

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