1549 Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of the > > boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, > > the > > other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, > > twists > > it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter is standing > > by, > > sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. > > > > "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts writing in > > his > > notebook. But I'm not a Cub Fan the little boy replies. Sorry but since > > we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter and starts > > writing again. > > > > "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", he writes in his > > notebook. > > But I'm not a Sox Fan either, the little boy replies. Sorry but since > > we're > > in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter and starts > > writing > > again. > > > > "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", he writes in his > > notebook. > > I'm not a Bears Fan either, says the boy. Oh......I assumed everyone in > > Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. > > > > What team do you root for the reporter asked? > > > > I'm a Packers fan the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in > > his > > notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved > > Family Pet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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