Steff Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings The proctologist called >...they found your head Everyone has a photographic memory some just don't have any film. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me," Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself Hang up and drive!! And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!! Welcome to America ...now speak English Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me," Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. My Favorites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. That one is the best, Steff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Be nice to your kids, because they'll choose a home for you one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkiconk Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 every day above ground is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 I saw one once that was awesome. It read like this: "Explosive Ordinance Disposal: You see me running you better catch up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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