Texsox Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 A woman tried (unsuccessfully) to pass a $1,000,000 bill at Wal*Mart. The clerk dis not have enough change. I figured no one was dumb enough to accept a phony denomination and then came across this: SEPTEMBER 12--North Carolina cops are searching for a guy who successfully passed a $200 bill bearing George W. Bush's portrait and a drawing of the White House complete with lawn signs reading "We like ice cream" and "USA deserves a tax cut." The phony Bush bill--a copy of which you'll find below--was presented to a cashier at a Food Lion in Roanoke Rapids on September 6 by an unidentified male who was seeking to pay for $150 in groceries. Remarkably, the cashier accepted the counterfeit note and gave the man $50 change. In a separate incident involving a different perp, Roanoke Rapids cops Tuesday arrested Michael Harris, 24, for attempting last month to pass an identical $200 Bush bill at a convenience store. (3 pages) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 I was just reading these two stories... all I have to say is WalMart=Societies Lowest Common Denominator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 I like the part that says "This note is moral legal tender to preserve the United States Constitution." Ooops. Thank God I'm not a cashier anymore...I would have peed my pants laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 I love the serial number I'm thinking Nuke or mreye are printing these up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 I was just reading these two stories... all I have to say is WalMart=Societies Lowest Common Denominator. Hey, watch it. My sister works there. Now as for the customers, she might agree with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Texsox Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 Jas, I'm going to buy a ton of Soxtalk gear, can you break a $200? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Can you post the link for the second story..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 Just for Steff I just thought of something as I was reading the police report for the $1,000,000 bill. Theoretically I would imagine trying to steal $1,000,000.00 gets you in more trouble than $100, perhaps it is a felony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 I was just reading these two stories... all I have to say is WalMart=Societies Lowest Common Denominator. You know whats really sad is that in a lot of small towns in the southeast the local Wal-Mart is the center of the universe. Local teens hang out there like it was a real mall or something. Now that is truly pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Just for Steff Thanks Tex.. that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 You know whats really sad is that in a lot of small towns in the southeast the local Wal-Mart is the center of the universe. Local teens hang out there like it was a real mall or something. Now that is truly pathetic. Yea... pathetic :headshake edited to add.. For the record.. I think what you said was a s***ty and ignorant thing to say. Who are you to judge what's entertainment for people in such areas..? I'd rather see them hanging out at Wal-Mart than out getting high, or drunk, or getting into worse trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 Yea... pathetic :headshake Just like a real mall? Equally pathetic hanging out at malls. Beaver Cleaver and his pals never hung out all malls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Yea... pathetic :headshake edited to add.. For the record.. I think what you said was a s***ty and ignorant thing to say. Who are you to judge what's entertainment for people in such areas..? I'd rather see them hanging out at Wal-Mart than out getting high, or drunk, or getting into worse trouble. Yeah! If it wasn't for Wal-Mart they would turn into the next Bo & Luke Hazard--always running from the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Yea... pathetic :headshake edited to add.. For the record.. I think what you said was a s***ty and ignorant thing to say. Who are you to judge what's entertainment for people in such areas..? I'd rather see them hanging out at Wal-Mart than out getting high, or drunk, or getting into worse trouble. come on there is nothing wrong with getting high or drunk if you are safe with it, and not endangering anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Yeah! If it wasn't for Wal-Mart they would turn into the next Bo & Luke Hazard--always running from the law. I'm Sheriff Roscooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe P Coltraine and I'm in HOT........PURSUIT!! Come on Cletus, you dipstick, we gotta catch dem Duke boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 The Culprit..... S/he's my avatar until I mock up a sam-me one --- probably tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 The Culprit..... S/he's my avatar until I mock up a sam-me one --- probably tomorrow. Nice Fe-mullet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 I'm Sheriff Roscooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe P Coltraine and I'm in HOT........PURSUIT!! Come on Cletus, you dipstick, we gotta catch dem Duke boys! Well.. that certiantly explains the familiar tone when discussing those pathetic folks in small towns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Well.. that certiantly explains the familiar tone when discussing those pathetic folks in small towns. I guess that joke went right over your head. Have you ever watched the Dukes of Hazard before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 I guess that joke went right over your head. Have you ever watched the Dukes of Hazard before? Yes I have.. and likewise on the joke comment Nuke. I don't know you, never met you.. and yet I - who just expressed disgust in generalizing someone because of where they hang out - would take a shot at you who uses a redneck Dukes of Hazzard "joke" to make a point.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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