Texsox Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 The Food and Drug Administration has given the green light for the sale of "do-it-yourself" vasectomy kits. The kits, manufactured in Haiti by Ronco Industries, will be marketed under the brand name Sperminator. Approval for the Sperminator kits was "fast tracked" by the FDA under pressure from HMO's who will gain financially by no longer covering physician assisted vasectomies under their standard benefits packages. Ronco spokesperson, Ronald Popiel, told Faux News that this product has been "extensively tested" and that it is "safe, effective, and fun". He went on to explain that every Sperminator kits will come with detailed instructions in English, Spanish, French, and Ebonics. Each kit contains a mirror, alcohol wipes, a genuine Ginsu knife, tweezers, and a stapler. Popiel claims that "most people can perform the procedure in less than 15 minutes". Ronco plans to mass market the Sperminator in the US market by way of their popular 30 minute infomercial format. The infomercials will focus on the ease of use, for example one segment already completed shows a pack of Cub Scouts performing the self sterilization procedure on themselves in less than ten minutes. Ronco also plans to offer incentives such as a free "Pocket Fisherman" with every kit purchased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bears86 Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 at home vasectomy thats sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurcieOne Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 This is a joke right? I gonna assume so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 A bunch of Cub Scouts? Don't forget to use your nails boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Step 1: Step 2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 Step 1: Step 2: Cheat, With the Ronco version you get a free Pocket Fisherman. That seems to be missing from your kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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