Steff Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00 With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach61 Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Damn. I buy kegs, not cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Like money in the bank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 We scrap every few weeks and make between $50 and $100 with each load (between aluminum and scrap metal). It's not a bad way to make some spare dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00 With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. FYI that is about 3 years old. Neither Enron nor Worldcom have traded for years... So it would have been an interesting trick to buy either one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 FYI that is about 3 years old. Neither Enron nor Worldcom have traded for years... So it would have been an interesting trick to buy either one of them Don't you just hate it when a f*cking adult comes in ruins the fun? Who invited you to this kegger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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