NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 THIS IS A JOKE! Several reasons guns are better than women. 1. You can trade an old 44 for a couple of 22's 2. You can keep one handgun on the road and one at home 3. Your primary weapon doesn't care if you have a backup 4. Your gun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space 6. Guns function normally every day of the month 7. A gun doesn't ask .. "do these new grips make me look fat?" 8. A gun doesn't mind of you go to sleep right after using it 9. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. THIS IS A JOKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 A gun doesn't care if you accidentaly discharge A gun doesn't care if you look at other guns A gun doesn't care if you don't ask for directions A gun never kept you waiting, while it "got ready" A gun never takes you shoe shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 9. You can buy a silencer for a handgun. ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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