Texsox Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 A War Story A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, which was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Sadam Hussein is a corrupt, cheating, lying piece of crap!" He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, and and most of the rest of your Democrats are corrupt, cheating, lying pieces of crap too!" "We were standing there shaking hands when this truck hit us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 A War Story A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, which was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Sadam Hussein is a corrupt, cheating, lying piece of crap!" He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, and and most of the rest of your Democrats are corrupt, cheating, lying pieces of crap too!" "We were standing there shaking hands when this truck hit us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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