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Howard Stern just pulled off the mother of all pranks....

 

 

They had Tom read a statement this morning that Howard was taken off the air late last night and replaced with these two douche bags.. the second they let the word "asshole" slip I knew it was a gag, but I was worried. They suck though.. wish it was tomorrow already.

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Well at least it wasn't literally a joke...

 

BTW for all who have not seen it, the thread has been ressurected on the Pale Hose talk board.  Read it, good times.

They had to lock it. Big argument started this morning. Bummer

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I got my friend good about 10 years ago. We were like 19 or 20...both kinda just working jobs till we figured out what the hell we were gonna do in life. Anyway my grandpa lived in Florida and he knew that. So I called my friend on April fools and told him my grandpa's golfing buddy is head of the construction union down there and he said he could get us jobs. Well I hyped it all up with s*** like we'd be starting at $25.00/hour and we'd get a place on the beach..picking up chicks left and right partyin all the time...yada yada yada....I was like the only catch is the Job starts next week...so we got to pack up and get the f*** outta here. Well at that point...he had to hang up cause a customer came in and I was never able to say April Fools. When I finally got a hold of him...He already told his parents he was moving....he told the girl he was seeing he was leaving, and he told his boss he had to quit!

 

When I told him April Fools...he almost s*** his pants. I was like I didn't get a chance to say it...and I didn't think you were gonna go yapping to everyone without callin me back. Well his boss was cool about it...and just said that was a good one...his parents thought it was funny....he did lose the girl over it though....soemthing about him just making that decision toi leave without letting her know, even though it wasn't true.

 

Forget her....they were only dating 3 months....and she was kinda trampy anyway.... :D

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File this one under the "worst Pranks" category

 

Man cited for tying dead dog to co-worker's truck as April Fool's joke

 

 

April 2, 2004 6:29 PM

 

The Associated Press

 

Fort Lauderdale, Florida-AP -- It was an April Fool's Day joke, but real criminal charges are pending.

 

Authorities in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, have charged a man with tying a dead dog to the truck of a deaf co-worker.

 

Kevin Meloy dragged the dead animals two miles before a motorist caught his attention yesterday.

 

Several motorists had tried to alert Meloy, but he couldn't hear them.

 

Paul Goobie has been charged with unlawful disposal of a dead animal and could face probation to two months in jail if convicted.

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