southsider2k5 Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Nice quote. I am glad you are easily impressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Hose Jon Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" From the upcoming dodgeball movie staring be stiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocking Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Bmags you know what would get a lot of people on this site? TexSox Change the name to Cubstalk.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 From FlaSoxxJim The way I look at it is that you have to at least be open to other women hitting on you around your girlfriend/wife, otherwise how are you ever going to cross "girl + guy + girl 3-way" off of your to do list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocking Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 EvilMonkey on the Question of Did Ozzie panic Opening Day> YES, he paniced. If you wouldn't want your closer facing MATT STAIRS, then you need a different closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Two from Tex in "Go out and get drunk, do whatever" Steff to the board after she thought we took it wrong: And my comments get taken the wrong way... First of all.. I don't give a crap what Ozzie told them, and actually applaud the "don't sweat it" attitude. What I don't applaud is that these guys.. who kids DO look up to.. being told to go get drunk and THAT being in the papers. Careless reporting, not careless managing. Tex's response: Dear Steff, The Five Graders at North Elementary School in Des Plaines would like to thank you for taking a stand on the unfortunate reporting by the local newspaper of the statement by Mr. Guillen. We think it is important to set a good example for young people today and you are a shining example of that. We are wondering one thing, what does it mean to be doable? With Warm Regards, Miss Simpson Also... I just thought of something. No wonder this team was so messed up last year. They have to be told to go get drunk!? Man, they are worse off than I thought. ROTFLMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Jesus...when will people learn. If you don't want the ball give it to a kid...make his day. I'm glad those people were smart enough to know better. I have a feeling that won't happen so much when the regular sox fans are in attendance as opposed to the "opening day" crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 From the Prior TJS thread High Pitch Counts? Stupid manager? No guys. When they hung him on the cross they had to have pulled something. Oh man, that's hilarious. That's in my AIM profile it's so damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Which perfectly explains why we've scored 22 runs within the past 2 days in the same city Witesoxfan totally punking out the slugs who make up the ESPN power rankings after they make the excuse for the lack of offense from the Flubbs as being a result of "cold weather". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 From the Prior TJS thread Oh man, that's hilarious. That's in my AIM profile it's so damn funny. And here is a smilie to go with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Commenting on the McDonalds CEO tragic passing Southsider had this to say Yeah, probably (we're going to hell) But not before the CEO gets buried in the ball pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 21, 2004 Author Share Posted April 21, 2004 (israel4ever @ Apr 21 2004, 11:03 AM) What's wrong with "tree-huggers"? Reply from MrEye Because they don't take into account the feelings of the tree. Have they thought about whether the tree WANTS to be hugged? Hmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Reply from MrEye Why is it I read that and all I could think about was the ticked off trees in Wizard of Oz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 21, 2004 Author Share Posted April 21, 2004 Why is it I read that and all I could think about was the ticked off trees in Wizard of Oz? Sicko that I am, I had an image of Michael Jackson sneaking through the forest, feeling up sapplings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Sicko that I am, I had an image of Michael Jackson sneaking through the forest, feeling up sapplings. Jeez, talk about desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Sicko that I am, I had an image of Michael Jackson sneaking through the forest, feeling up sapplings. I assume you were sporting wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 In the "Why are you a Sox fan?" thread: I'm pretty much a bandwagon jumper. I just enjoy all the pennants and world championships Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 "And then Kelly Dransfeldt said let there be light" Ozzie 4:25 -1549 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 FlaSoxxJim, when asked to choose the ugliest of three games (4/13, 4/23, and 4/25): That's the trifecta of ugly (not to be confused with my Brother's ex-girlfriends ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 QUOTE (sideshowapu @ Apr 29 2004, 01:34 PM) The IDF has admitted to blowing up schools. Nice try though, skippy. Reply from Israel4ever Sure they have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 QUOTE (sideshowapu @ Apr 29 2004, 01:34 PM) The IDF has admitted to blowing up schools. Nice try though, skippy. Reply from Israel4ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 From Southsider2K4 I know you had asked about the Google IPO, turns out I was sort of wrong. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4871894/ It takes a real man to admit when he is wrong. I am overcome with emotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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